Best Advice Thread: What's Yours

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by HStein, Sep 12, 2013.

  1. HStein

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    I'll start: never trust anyone who wants to go ass-to-mouth on the first date

    What other pearls of wisdom are out there?
     
  2. almostthere

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    Why not? ATM on the first date is a plus.
     
  3. johnnyangel694u

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    Try to think with the right before getting married.
     
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    Try before you buy ;)
     
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    Find em
    feel em
    fuck em
    forget em.
     
  6. OverSinged

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    the 4 F's? I thought those involved what's needed for a species to survive

    Feeding
    Fighting
    Flighting
    Fucking
     
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    don't judge
     
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    Never rub another man's rhubarb.
     
  9. lionheart21

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    Can't turn a hoe into a housewife...
     
  10. HStein

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    Best one yet!
     
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    nope but you can turn a housewife into a whore ;)
     
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    Someone's been watching Clerks 2...

    My advice to the men:
    Women are mental! But they are equally as awesome, so go for it, but beware!

    My advice to women:
    Men really aren't complicated, so stop trying to complicate things!

    Ok, it's not exactly Greek philosophy, but it's stuff I've learned in my short time on this planet.
     
  13. OverSinged

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    Many men can be kept happy with the 3 S's of Harmony.

    Sex
    Sports
    Speed
     
  14. CaramelLady

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    Can't remember where I heard this....

    Girls, when it comes to men, one way or another your gonna take it up the ass!
     
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    Don't date each other....just be with each other doing the things you would normally do so you can get a realistic view of one another. Tell your partner early on about your perversions....get them all out in the open even if you are concerned they may reject you.
     
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    I agree so much with this one.

    It's better to be rejected early on than waiting for years for a terrible discovery that shatters everything.