Baseball bat

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by starberry, Dec 8, 2008.

  1. starberry

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    My boyfriend got one of those little baseball bats, like those souvenier ones you are supposed to get signed. Anyway he admitted to me he wanted to shove it in my vagina?? Why would he want to do that????
     
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    He's been watching too much porn!!!!!!!
     
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    Its just common that men want to shove as many odd things, preferably somewhat phallus shaped, into their girl's vagina. Usually the bigger and weirder the better, because it makes it more exotic and erotic in the sense that they can't believe their girl is not only willing, but preferably into trying something so strange.

    I mean, heck, I've seen a girl screw herself with a bottle of Goldschlager, I've done things like use a popsicle on my wife, and we even knew a girl who got so drunk she let a guy publicly use a blow pop on her in a bar during spring break.

    Trust me, as strange as it all is, its a pretty normal occurance.
     
  4. Dreama

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    It's not hat weird-if it's a really small one. I'd worry about splinters with unfinished or rough spots on the wood, though.
     
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    Be glad he doesn't want to put a regulation bat up there. I think he's just watched too much weird porn, maybe if you let him watch you play with a regular dildo he'll be satisfied.
     
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    try it out, u might like it. and return the favor by sticking it up his ass too.
    Tell him u wanted to do that.
     
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    Lol you should do that and see what he say
     
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    Gawd almighty, why some guys would want to do that to a girl, makes my skin crawl!
    Hey where is the respect thing in this and why the substitution thing?
    Are these guy's dicks so small they want something (someone) else's to give their women a thrill or are they themselves sodding sadists?
    Up their arses (yea get the spelling) first, ok?
     
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    Hear hear! *applauds*
     
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    lol I wonder whether this chick allowed her boyfriend to actually do it.... I guess not because she didn't come back and say nay or yay!
     
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    just be glad he isn't into cricket!
     
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    As kinky as I am I have never had to urge to stick strange things in any woman's vagina. That's what makes life so fun though, people are into all types of different things. I would be wary of anything wood though. You need to think about splinters and germs.
     
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    Oh really? Common? Normal? :ugh
     
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    Guys are visual. that says it all. thats why they love or want to give facials. that and they think its humiliating to women. Another reason porn is geared towards mean and romance novels are geared towards women.
     
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    Or hockey, even. :rofl

    I think its kind of funny how people use the term "shove" when they talk about insertions, be they vaginal or anal. Really, I doubt very much there is a lot of shoving going on in the fantasy OR the reality part of this kink.

    The key to trying new things is to try to make the experience enjoyable to both people, so I would think that a man wanting to insert something unusual into his SO's vagina or ass would be very gentle about it.

    Personally, I've been known to ease quite a collection of things into my pussy and have had some mighty fine experiences because of it. I wouldn't want the bat inside of me unless it had a condom over it to prevent unwanted complications.

     
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    Now THATS a complete 360 hahaha:dgrin
     
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    Ask him if he will put it up his butt afterword?
     
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    That would be Shoving it up his butt.