Bad ways to greet your boss

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  1. billytk1977

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    Hollering across the shop, "sup chicken fucka", not good.
     
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    I have made the error of answering my phone with, "FUCK OFF!" when it was my boss calling...

    Fortunately she was pretty cool about it because I work graveyard shifts and she called me at 10AM (so the equivalent of a normal person's 3AM).
     
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    Good Morning..Take this job and shove it!!!
     
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    Hi, I've just been picked to be on a jury, and told that we'll probably be sequestered for at least four weeks.
     
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    Good Morning...Is your face sore?..it sure looks it
     
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    Hello? Yes. I'm calling in to let you know I'm quitting due to blindness ... What? ... Oh, what do I mean by calling in "blind" ... Yeah, I just can't see myself coming in ever again.
     
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    You look like hell! Quit staring at the mirror and Gets your ass back in bed'! I'll call you when I get up! :p
     
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    What's up dick head? Mr. Head? Ok, Richard.