Aussie Joke

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  1. cook74

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    An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch
    several times in the space of a few minutes.

    The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
    "No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing
    it."
    The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
    about it?"
    The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
    The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
    "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
    The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
    panties!''
    The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things running about an
    hour fast, can I buy you a drink?
     
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    :lol Nice one!
     
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    Glad you liked it CL, Ive been entertained by many of your posts so im happy I made you smile.
     
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    Aw, that's sweet! Wanna fuck? :naughtydance
     
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    With you in the US and me all the way down here in Australia it would be hard but Ill give it a go, why not, where do you want to start:lol
     
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    Well, you keep laughing at my jokes, I'll keep laughing at yours, and we'll be coming in no time. ;)
     
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    Already there, laughing, that is.
     
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    Lol thats funny, never heard that before :p

    But ill drop out of this thread and leave you 2 alone.... :)
     
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    The more the merrier!:eek:rgy
     
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    well in that case lmao......Bundle....
     
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    Oh god, yes, FINALLY, I get my MFM! WOOT WOOT! :phat
     
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    But I voted for the fmf:eek

    :lol:lol:lol
     
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    lmao lols.......well i can wear a dress if that helps any :dgrin



    First time for everything.....
     
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    Sure will , and can you you stuff some tissues down you chest, I m sure that would help as well

    :drool:drool:drool
     
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    Oh gawd, will you two STOP?! You are making my pussy dry up.:down
     
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    Ill just slide cl down my chest :p....

    this is geting a bit odd ......but anything for fun and pleasure...
     
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    Cl shuyuppp hehehehe

    Youll get a 2 way rough riding soon :p
    your pussy will be soaking the both of us as we fuck you sensless...
     
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    Well, you like to be dominated and I like to be dominated..poor cook has his work cut out for him! :D
     
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    Sorry CL, Im a sucker for any type of encouragement.
     
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    Birds of a feather, are we. Speaking of suckers....:brow