At long last, the magic cone!!!

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  1. Puss_in_boots

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    melicious The Old Maid
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    I thought you were going to show this. LOL.
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    Available under "Outie Vibrators" at blowfish.com
     
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    That's what I thought it was going to be until I clicked the link. :lol
     
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    erm ... penis envy much?
     
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    Well, if I was a woman, I'd be a little concerned about whether or not it would "splatter" all over the place! :lol Looks like it could get kind of messy if one isn't very careful! On the other hand, I have, in the past, had female coworkers who said that they were concerned about having contact with the toilet seats so they would go into the restrooms, they said, and stand up on the seats then squat down to pee while balanced there! :eyes I have heard of some women's restrooms having some "female urinals" where women can just stand over them, use their fingers to spread their labia and pee that way but I don't think that they have many of those. What's often a hassle in male restrooms is some guys pee in the urinal then dribble on the floor so you have to stand with your legs spread apart to pee unless you don't mind standing in some other guy's whiz puddle. I remember one restroom where someone wrote "guys with short rifles - stand up close to the firing line!" In another restroom, they had a sign which said "PLEASE DON'T THROW CIGARETTE BUTTS INTO THE URINALS"! Underneath that, some comedian wrote "...'cause it makes 'em SOGGY and HARD to light!!" :lol
     
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    Uh, do you SQUAT over that or what?!
     
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    I'll pass :ugh I'd rather go through the squatting inconvenience than use a prosthetic dick. Creepy.

    I think I'll pass on the cone vibrator, too :nerv
     
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    I think that's half of Madonna's cone bra. :)