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Discussion in 'Ask a Guy/Girl' started by ShyGuy2, Oct 10, 2014.
Why not? I want to know what kind of questions you would ask.
How much time daily do you spend on reddit?
Who let the dogs out?
Would you please explain the historical significance of how which way your toilet paper faced is a sign of class?
Who would win in a foot race: Bigfoot or Yeti?
Is your mother single?
My money would be on the guy with the big feet.....but, you didn't ask me.
Now I want franks and beans....
Can you name the movie?
It was Jim, I swear!
Probably a tie.
There is only 1 of my mom so yes.
Because I am one with nature.
What is the average airspeed of an unladen swallow (either African or European)?
I never really go on there.
Dude awesome answer to my question. Love the clever wordplay ;-)
Sorry ShyGuy2 there is:
In earlier times only the upper and middle classes had inside toilets, therefore their toilet walls were damp free so the paper could hang near the wall, where such an 'indelicate thing' would not be so obvious; on the other hand the lower classes usually had outside toilets where the walls were subject to damp so it was best to have the paper hanging away from the wall. The latter assumes that the lower classes were using toilet paper and not recycled pieces of newspapers, which where hung from a nail in the door.
For some reason these habits are still considered a sign of 'class' by some - me included, I come from peasant stock, learnt my 'toilet habits' from my grandparents, who learnt from theirs, and still hang the paper away from the wall. It is also easier to get hold of that way.
Although the roll will rotate the opposite way when the paper is hung near the wall if you want to go down that path to show your breeding there is no need to worry it will still work the same.
Should you be in any doubt, don't hang it, just stand it on the nearest convenient place, obviously with-in reach.
Next week: The etiquette of closing the toilet door & males wiping the bowl after peeing standing up; also cleaning soap to remove any pubic hairs.
Your guide to all things socially accepted: Talkinga Loada-Decrap.
I want to know why you want to know what we want to know.
have you a sister if so what's her cell number?
If he has how do you know she'll be in prison?
cell number mate is what we refer to as mobile number
Thank you Ginger, I thought even with the high crime rate in the US there were a lot of cell numbers about.
Do you mean that some of these people are actually wandering freely about with mobile phone - that's a very frightening thought.
Everyone is allowed to have a mobile here - even when the "smartphone" they end up getting is, in fact, smarter than they are! I think they should instate a Mobile Users' Education & Licensing Bureau. Require people to learn etiquette, proper use, and such for those tricky bits of technology.
As to cell numbers: the US prison system has a bad overcrowding problem (we like to fill up our cells with first-time offenders and other criminals of lesser evils than say repeat offenders and/or rapists or murderers). So, though there are many cell numbers, we don't seem to have enough of them.
Think the merits of toilet hanging paper habits should make for a nice thread to be started: