What unexpected flirty behavior.. have you had happen to you in the most unexpected circumstances. The ones I can think of right now are.. when visiting someone at hospital. A nurse squeezed my ass while standing behind me in a lift... Another nurse at a different hospital a rehabilitation center, kept touching and holding her hand on my thigh while everyone sat watching a big game on tv. Also way back at school at 16 the art teacher rubbed herself up against me in the art cupboard lol I only wanted a paintbrush haha. Yes it did feel like all my christmases had come at once at that time. Haha.