Are my testicles black?

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  1. Barbwire

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    Black Testicles

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
    over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour,
    surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial
    sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my
    testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know,
    Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to
    ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may
    elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
    embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his
    gown, holds his weiner in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting
    and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says,
    "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir The man pulls off his oxygen
    mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much.
    That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
    A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "
     
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    omg that is hilarious, hmmmm...hey CL are my testicles black?
     
  3. Barbwire

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    Oh, what a fiesty young pup you are! :brow
     
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    iwouldbeme New Member

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    damn doesnt work, now i have to wonder, could it work? i mean might a nurse do that if she had some legitimate medical reason?
     
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    I dunno, but it sure is nice jacking off just thinking about it, huh? ;)
     
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    Naw, hell, I can promise it would never work for me.
     
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    hahahaha Good one, CL! :rofl
     
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    :lol Love it, CL!
     
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    :lol Hilarious!