anyone know this snake?

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  1. yardlyin

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    The most dangerous snake in the world

    Name-Expecteria Trouserius

    Location----- Throughout the world

    Description--- One eyed, with mushroom shaped head(other types come with extra layer of skin)

    colour, varying from pink to black, Fangless, with highly venemous spit(spit can reach distence up to 2 to 3 feet). size varies from 3 to 12 inches,depending on its mood and subspecies

    symptoms-- snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,resulting in an inconspicuous bump,then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after 9 months

    the attack is not usually fatal.

    Beware--- IT is known to attack even men in the rear lower abdomen,some instances.

    Habitat--- usually found in Bed rooms...but has been known to appear in the most unusual places too..

    Antidote--- various types of vaccine are available for women, however once if the venom is injected to the body,only drastic measures only will ensure complete recovery.

    there is no known antidote for men

    What to do when attacked---

    Tourniquet-- Do not apply Tourniquet, as the venom is is too deep in the body to be affected

    Cutting the wound---This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective,as the bleeding will stop after a few days anyhow.

    Sucking the wound--- this method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been

    reported to to have led to any success

    Searching for antivenom----Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile

    with thumb in front

    Grip firmly and move the hand in upward and downward motion

    caution--this will make the snake become highly aggressive,very rigid, and start spitting.

    the time taken for this milking process depend entirely on the milker, and the time when the snake last attacked

    Once milked, then the snake will be harmless for atleast 20 minutes

    Conclusion.

    this snake though it is very aggrassive and active is not necessarily a hazard, and if treated with right respect makes a wonderfull pet...Many ladies, very successfully maintain this snake as their loving pet...
     
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    As Steve Irwin, the "Crocodile Hunter", might say, "CRIKEY!!"
     
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    more commonly know as the 'pants snake'.:tup
     
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