Any guys ever have a girl laugh at their size?

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  1. bt1257

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    If it did happen, how did you handle it. I am nervous that women would laugh at me over my small size.
     
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    Only an extreme cuntasorusrex will laugh at you over your dick size. Don't be so worried. :)

    I have to ask though, what do you consider "small size"?
     
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    < 5 inches
     
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    It could always be worse. As I said, I don't see why anyone would laugh at you.
     
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    if a girl was ever to have laughed at me i would have said to her,why dont i stick it in your ass and see whos laughing then?
     
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    Don't think 5 inch is overly small mate. You some girth to it?
     
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    First of all any woman that does that is mean as shit. She would deserve to be hit by a car, or just tell her she has small boobs or a rotten pussy. 2nd sex is not all penis size. Use a finger or a toy or just rock the boat, its the motion in the ocean.
     
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    If she laughs, donkey punch. Just kidding..I'd tell her to get her fat ass out of the house, ask her if she's smuggling grapes in her ass. Break down crying saying your so depressed you got to the point of actually going to sleep with a skank like her, then call a friend and ask for help in front of her.
     
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    lol! grapes in ass?? wtf
     
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    I think he meant cellulite... but then, I could surely be wrong!
     
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    It's not the length of the penis that matters, it's the depth of the vagina :p

    Seriously, don't worry about it. Learn how to use it and open up in bed (mentally and emotionally) and you will do just finem
     
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    You seem to be a bit worried about your size: 5 postings and 2 about size. When you first have sex with a woman she won't know your size, and if she likes having sex with you well and good, and if she doesn't then the opportunity may not happen again. Nothing more and nothing less.

    As far as size goes the converse may apply, and some men may be too big for certain women, and therefore the opportunity for more sex may not happen again. This means that you were not suited to each other.
     
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    Yes it means cellulite. It's a term that's been used around here for as long as I can remember, if you're behind a woman, espeically if she's large and say in a loud enough voice "looks like she's smuggling grapes across the border". That or two for those women that try to cover up with sweat pants, "looks like two pigs fighting in a burlap sack"
     
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    Like CBR said.... and if you get her hot enough with foreplay, she won't care if it's a toothpick. There's nothing you can do about the size, deal with it.
     
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    So, does it make you feel like a big man saying things to overweight women. Make you feel all proud and smug does it? You are childish, why don't you grow up a little?
     
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    My wife's friend couldn't stop laughing when I got my penis caught in a book. True story. The book's title is Penis Pokey and as I was flipping through the book in front of them, had an erection, and had to wiggle myself out.

    Got a papercut in the process too.

    Does that count as someone laughing at you because of your size?
     
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    Hahahaha! Priceless!
     
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    I looked it up after you mentioned the title. Great reading, I'm sure.
     
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    Dude, if they do they are superfical cunts not worth your times.

    I've never been laughed at and did get a WHOA! once, but I have had been teased by my then-current gf in front of her then ex-bf saying i had nothing down there when he threw a soft inflated ball at my crotch. She was bitch and probably was fucking him behind my back, I'm not usually the jealous type but something was going on. I've gotten more comments on thickness than length though.

    But as I said, any girl who laughs at you (and doesn't apologize afterwards) is not worth your time. They might have been a good lay but that's it. If she refuses to fuck you on that alone, you're b etter off.