angry dragon

Discussion in 'Sexual Foreplay and Techniques' started by bsxy420, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. bsxy420

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    has anyone had this done or done it to someone else? i read it on a website.

    angry dragon - n.
    Ejaculating in someone's mouth and then hitting them in the back of the head, forcing the cum out of their nose so that they look like an angry dragon breathing fire.
     
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    Wow! Nope, sorry...I couldn't possibly be physically abusive to a sexual partner...it's an anti-turn-on to me.

    BD
     
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    ill choke my SO cuz he likes that. but the dragon thing is a little to much.
     
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    :ugh:eek:ugh:eek

    Who In The Hell Thought This Up?!?! That's so incredibly UN-sexy that it's almost comical. Almost.
     
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    i dont know who thought it up. but if i find anything else ill let you know. lol
     
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    http://www.urbandictionary.com

    Your source for all things really sexually disturbing, including the Rusty Trombone, Cleveland Steamer, and the always fun Dirty Sanchez!

    (parts of the preceeding post were made in jest....)
     
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    Its not meant to be a turn on.... its more of a revenge sex thing. Hatefucking, angry dragon (my friends and I always called it the snorting dragon.... anyways), prized marlin, so on, are meant to be funny in a mean way. Well not hatefucking. Thats just supposed to be mean.
     
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    I have never heard of "hate fucking" before. What the hell?? :eek
     
  9. heelfetish

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    Nope, sorry. Disrespect for my partner is not something I find sexy.
     
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    Don't forget about Donkey Punch:

    The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you of course).

    :eek
     
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    hey, that sounds better than.."Rodeo" sex.....you know.... when you enter your SO from behind.....then lean down and whisper in her ear......"This is exactly how I fuck my mistress".....then try and stay on for 30 seconds......:D

    I reckon this thread is going downhill fast......:eek:utahere
     
  12. heelfetish

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    I think we're already there. :lol
     
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    Oh yeah, violence and derogation towards women is always a hoot. :(
     
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    Aww, come on. If it was violence and derogation towards men you'd be laughing your ass off. :eyes :p :lol :dgrin
     
  15. Barbwire

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    Nah-ah *puts a boot in the bitch's ass*
     
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    Listen, I'm trying my damnedest to find a term for sexual derogation towards men, I'm just coming up empty right now. :lol

    But while I'm at it, you can slowly work that boot in and out rhythmically, increasing in speed and pressure, harder and harder until my eyes roll back into my head and I explode all over the sheets in a spectacular fashion. Mmm'kay? :brow
     
  17. Barbwire

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    Sure, let me go grab a stick of butter, first.
     
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    :rofl

    What about "I can't believe it's not butter"? Would that have the same effect?
     
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    I dunno. Let me go confer with evil-zombie.
     
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    And we can call that "Boot Camp"

    Then CL can throw sand in your face when you ejaculate and we can call that "Lawrence of Arabia" :D