... and your least favorite thing about oral

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  1. boobjob

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    I love the thread about favorite things about oral but it got me wondering...

    What is your least favorite thing about oral sex?

    For me since we don't shave it is pubic hair in my teeth.

    As for receiving my least favorite thing was once when I had to fart and I faced the choice of telling her to stop or farting in her face.
     
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    My two least favorite things about oral: receiving and freshly washed (or soapy...YUCK!) vulva...:ugh:yell:mad
     
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    Not enjoying it.

    Remnants of tissue paper.
     
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    My least favourite thing about giving oral sex is having to chose between breathing and deepthroating.

    My least favourite thing about getting oral is when hubby's tongue gets tired and it goes from the best feeling ever to feeling like I'm being pecked to death by a duck.
     
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    Ohhh geez. Now I can't shake the visual of naked barb witha mallard between herr legs pecking at her clit her arms flailing trying to push it away, the ducks wings flapping trying to stay in one place, feathers starting to fly...
     
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    I haven't gotten any in years.
     
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    This may sound weird, but I enjoy giving oral sex to my wife so much, the thing I dislike most is how quickly she comes when I do that to her. Even when I start slow, not focusing on what I know will take her over the edge, she gets greedy and wants the kind of attention that I know will bring her off in a matter of minutes. I'm not saying I'm all that talented, just that she reacts pretty quickly. On the receiving side, I'd say it was the unintended feel of teeth. Intended is fine because it's more controlled and gentle, but if she's getting into it, she can be unaware and I really don't like having to direct her during the act.
     
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    :lol that's too funny BW. i rarely get a tired tongue but mrsbiker has pinched my ears and reminded med to pay more attention to my work:p
     
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    least favorite thing is when pubic hair pops out of nowhere and ends up in my mouth -_- makes me gag, i can deep throat a cock, but one piece of hair and i can puke.
     
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    Least favorite is when the guy thinks it's all about him. What I mean is no thanks afterwards, no motivational words during, no repayment (at any point, ever).
     
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    When he refuses to shave and I end up getting hair in my teeth, definitely. That always sucks. The fact that sometimes he ends up getting us into awkward positions that end up hurting.

    As far as least favorites when he's doing it? Sometimes not enjoying it, and the fact that I'm just now teaching him to be good at it, and sometimes he stops at the wrong time.
     
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    I'll ditto this...quite the cock deflater.
     
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    This is easy. STINK.
     
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    Wow, you still get with guys like that? You would be my queen if only for a night.
     
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    I don't really like it when I'm doing my thing, and then he starts going to town and like slamming my head on him, and I'm like, "Hey man, lemme do my thing."
     
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    Nothing worse then getting pubic hairs in the mouth in my opinion.
     
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    Thats just wrong
     
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    Puddle, you don't have to stop just because she cums, keep going, she will cum more, and love it