"And it doesn't yellow my teeth..."

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  1. cook74

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    Some one started a "smoking is sexy thread" so I thought I better put in my own contribution :D

    http://www.redtube.com/495

    "THE HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE" :dgrin
     
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  3. cook74

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    :rofl First victim :dgrin

    You're just jealous Heely :D

    You couldn't look any where near as attractive as this lady if you tried to smoke a cigar out your...:eek

    :lol
     
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    Can you imagine the pain if she inserted the wrong end? :eek:
     
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    :lol Looks to me like she may have done just that a couple times :whoa
     
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    Why do the names Monica and Bill pop into mind????:dgrin
     
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    Dayam...I have to admit, that's pretty impressive, in a very twisted sort of way. I wonder if she gets a nicotene buzz from the cigar?
     
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    From what I understand, nicotine only needs to be absorbed through your blood - I suspect there's loads of blood vessels in that 'thang'! Like she said.... "no yellow teeth". (No bad breath... but I doubt she gets cunnilingus too often. :rofl
     
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    I wonder how many cigar bands have been lost in there. :lol

    Probably a few class rings too.
     
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    Oh God! I couldn't imagine going down on that ashtray...:puke

    This thought would also fit in well with CL's thread "Smell of poontang"...:sniff

    :lol
     
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    Brings new meaning to "the old fogie's stogie", now doesn't it? :eek
     
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    Blergh!
     
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    thats impressive... but strange
     
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    Strange Ill say ..But cool