An embarrassing story

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  1. jpc199

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    When I was a young man I remember sitting in the living room working on my homework and overhearing my mom and our neighbor talking in the kitchen. The two women didnt realize I could hear them when our neighbor who was good friends with my mom said that she hadn't had sex of any kind in nearly 5 years since she lost her husband. She was talking about how she wasn't ready to move on but lately she has gotten to the point where she wants to rip the pants off every man she sees. well the two of them had a good laugh and my moms friend went home. Wanting to help a person in need i thought i had better offer my services and went to go talk to her. I explained how i had overheard the conversation and was eager to help her with her dilemna. She very nicely explained to me that I was a bit too young for this chore and sent me on my way. As I was walking through the door back home I noticed my mom talking on the phone and staring at me. She never really said anything but just shook her head at me. Later that night I heard her and my dad laughing uncontrollably , I had a hard time faceing them for a few days
     
  2. Mittimer

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    When you were a young man? How old are you exactly as your profile states you ARE a young ma.
     
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    We all have embarassing stories and yours is quite funny actually.
    I hope you will look back on it and laugh in the future. :)
     
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    This proves Freud lol
     
  5. Kermit

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    that was funny as fuck man! lol
     
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    so cute and really funny.
     
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    hahahaha... so funny.. :rofl
     
  8. Alwayslearningsex

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    :rofl:rofl:rofl:rofl
    Very amusing and well you get credit for trying.