I have recently started growing Aloe vera plants (some from seed, others from the store). I had a large poison ivy rash that itched real badly, so I was harvesting an Aloe leaf every night and using the gel to stop the itching. It was great, but one thing that really amazed me was that my fingers never felt moist, sticky, slippery, etc. after applying the Aloe gel. They just felt totally normal! So I got the idea to try masturbating with Aloe gel. I harvested a leaf the other night and have been keeping the gel refrigerated in a sealed container until the opportunity arises. Well, today opportunity knocked! It was great! It wasn't messy at all, I just took the gel fillets and extra juice out of the container and rubbed them around on my junk. I have never used any kind of lube other than my spit, so this was a grand experience. After I finished, I just used a paper towel to wipe off the Aloe and it left no trace of moisture or stickiness. I can't believe I didn't try this sooner! PS You can get an Aloe vera plant at most nurseries, even Home Depot, Lowe's, etc.