Hey, all. I'm not too sure what info you guys are looking for, so I'll spill all of it. I'm a 28 year old techie from Battle Creek, Michigan. I'm comically short, standing 5'1", and somewhat overweight. I have shaggy black hair, a goatee, and yellow glasses. I like hard rock, symphonic metal, roleplaying games, rum and cokes, and dry humor. I'm a recent divorcee, and father to a 3 year old daughter. Despite my size (and belly,) I have quite the hidden talent. I'm a second degree black belt, and once in a while, I teach Ninjutsu, kickboxing (Savate), and Muay Thai. Unfortunately, I can't teach often because of mounting injuries. Quite frankly, I'm here because I can't seem to rebound from my divorce. I never really dated, and I can't seem to get anything going. Hopefully, my future will brighten up, and things will get better. Looking forward to hearing from you all.