Advice Gained by Experience - serious & not so serious

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  1. JonJo

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    Thought this thread might prove amusing and may be instructive, from and to both (or any) sexes.

    I'll start:
    Men; Always remember a woman never forgets.
    Women; When a man takes his pants off for the first time you can smile but never never laugh.
     
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    Onsies have shoulders like that so if there is a major explosion you can pull them down to remove.
     
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    Men: When coming home drunk start shouting as soon as you come in the house how much you want sex, your wife will fain deep sleep and you will avoid an ear bashing.
     
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    Don't piss into the wind, it only gets your boots wet!
     
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    Don't try to break company records at work. You will be held to higher standards from then on. Which isn't always a good thing. Lol.
     
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    When you posted recently that you'd broken it, beating a guy with many years experience, I thought to myself "here is a guy that has just shot himself in the foot".
    The older guys know that the more you do this time,then the more they will want next time.
    Targets are for their advantage not yours. If they pay you a bonus, they'll get it back somehow.
     
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    For all: You cannot mind your business and someone else's.
     
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    I'm still proud of it. But I knew in the back of my mind what it would mean. No bonus. Wanting more out of me and the guys I work with. It fucked us. But I'm still proud I broke it. Fuck em.
     
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    Never say Never. :rolleyes:
     
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    MEN: Always remove your socks when having 'naked sex' - have you any idea how ridiculous a man naked, with a hard on, still in his sock looks.
    If you leave your shoes on as well then you must be a clown.
     
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    When invited to ride around with a couple of friends in a pick up truck, always try to sit in the middle. That way, you don't have to drive, or get out and open the gates.
     
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    Come on Ladies:
    You must have lots of advice you would like to give to us men; well now's your chance.
     
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    Don't eat yellow snow
     
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    But do eat ............. something else, properly.
     
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    Don't try to be clever if you're not.
     
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    One day at a time.
     
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    Man who piss in wind always get own back: Confucius.
     
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    If you don't have anything nice to say, keep your mouth shut!
     
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    Don't believe everything you read/ hear on the Internet. People can/ will and do lie!!
     
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    ^^^Truer words have never been spoken^^^
     
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