Advice for the gals. if you don't want a gut, take it in the butt

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  1. ply

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    Advice for the gals. If you don't want a gut, Take it in the butt
     
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    Ah....a poet and didn't know it ;) Lol

    Thanks Ply butt I like it in da butt anyway :D
     
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    <<clears throat>>
    A poem by 10_3XL:

    I had some spare time
    To try and make rhymes
    That would be pleasing to the ear

    After only two verses
    It ended with curses
    Because no fucking word fucking rhymes with the fucking word "orange" godfuckingdamnit!
     
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    So does this advice go for the men with big guts???:p
     
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    I'll take in the butt whenever she'll give it
     
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    Does this mean that men with washboard abs...
     
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    And for my 2nd poem, I will recite the summer poem.

    Fuck it's hot.

    The end

    Winter poem cumming soon
     
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    Yes Meee. Hard core butt fuckers, those fellas are. :D
     
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    I don't get it.
     
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    I'm not the mastermind of this post Sandwich, but my take on it was:

    If you don't want to get pregnant and wind up with a gut. Then it's safer to take it in da butt.

    Again, just my take of Ply being playful :)
     
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    I was going to respond and got stuck between serious and funny....then my mind wandered....now im..look a cat!
     
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    Awww, and here I thought it meant that anal sex strengthened your ab muscles. Well that's three days wasted... Sort of...
     
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    Oooohhhhh! I never thought of that....figured it was one of those sayings that most people understand that I missed out on.
     
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    And what an accurate take it was!!

     
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    Then I guess it's Two points for me Lol
    ;) :)
     
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    I thought about something totally different.
     
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    THAT was funny Nixie!!
     
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    Well don't be shy there can be more meanings.

    I liked Nixie's interpretation.
     
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    Bend over
     
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    That works for men, too. Look at all these fantastic gay men in the magazines! Taking in the butt seems to make one's body grow nice muscles and keep young and sexy.
     
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