Advanced Masturbation

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  1. Kronnie

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    Some of those dont look advanced, but pointless hahahaha

    some are god though.
     
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    You got me there, Kronnie! At first I thought maybe that was a class in a teen comedy movie like American Pie or something. :lol

    Okay,.. I'll click the link now.. ;)
     
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    Um.................... Nice. :eek:

    "Two Hands Full" is a stroke I love to do just after deep throating. The thick and slippery deep throating saliva works very nicely for this little maneuver. :p
     
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    LMFAO hahaha........

    I just cracked up seeing some of those.....
     
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    The "Table Hump" .... lol!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! :whoa SPLINTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol
     
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    Lol ya some are a bit whacked (excuse punn)

    Some of those i defenetly would not wish to try..i think i would rather varnish my dick than do some of those ( laughable) Advanced ways
     
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    If you're going to varnish... why not shellac?
    If it was good enough to cement the punk rockers mohawks straight up permanently in the 80's it's good enough to put Viagra out of business now. :)
     
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    Got any handy ?

    I may as well use cement and then use the grinder to smooth it out :p hahaha

    But ive never heard of shellac before.....Ill have to look into that one lol...an somehow i dont think i need Viagra .......yet lmao
     
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    Shellac? ... Furniture glue. Rock hard. :D

    But Kronnie, I've seen your pics, and you're right. You probably don't require that. :lol :eek:
     
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    MMMM lmfao that Sheeac may not be a good idea then, ermmmm doc i seem to requite urgent medical assistance....i seem to have gotten a tub of wood glue smothered into a cement like structure over my penis........Hard to explain hehehehe.....

    Thanks for the last comment Naughtyknickers...At one time i would of pretty much killed for viagra ...
     
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    A barbecue skewer up it always works for me, LOL.
     
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    Oh....I thought this thread was about women self masturbating....

    I was wondering how many techniques there were

    lol

    The barbeque skewer sounds lovely....but with a q of course and not a c!
     
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    Dude, you spend waaay too much time online!;)
     
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    Who me ? :p hehehehe...........Theres not a heck of a lot to do where i live....theres no night life here, everything shuts down early.....i need a vacation....Or a full time g/f then id never be online.. :p
     
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    I'll have a number 1 and a number 2 with a 23 and 36 to go please
     
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    great pages!!
    And here i was, thinking there was only 1 way to do it!!
     
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    Na lmao theres lots of ways for both sexs to enjoy masturbation