A riddle

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  1. Joe

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    Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the answer on your own. The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.

    At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth:

    One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is getting oral pleasure from an 85-year-old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing.

    What are they both thinking?
























    :eek
    DON'T LOOK DOWN!!!
     
  2. Kronnie

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    Lol thats well funny ....


    I wouldnt want to eve nbe in either of those situation myself at least not the 85 yr old granny one till im a lot older....an never wit hthe tight rope walking between t2 skyscapers...

    But still amusing as hell
     
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    I'm gonna fall between that gap.
     
  4. smallpackage

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    Here's my riddle:

    Poor people have it.
    Rich people need it.
    It is more powerful than God.
    It is more evil than Satan.
    If you eat it, you will die.


    If it helps you figure it out, just know that only 15% of Stanford graduates got it right, while 90% of 6 year olds got it correct.
     
  5. pirouette

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    nothing?
     
  6. smallpackage

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    You are one smart mama!
     
  7. Kronnie

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    Heres a simple riddle :)

    What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
     
  8. heelfetish

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    A towel?
     
  9. Kronnie

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    Yep good answer :p
     
  10. HardRocker

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    Thanks, small, I've been trying to remember that exact riddle for some time now. I couldn't remember all the lines.