I found this article and just thought I'd pass it along. http://www.self.com/wellness/sex/2016/01/things-never-put-in-your-vagina/?mbid=social_facebook_test
yogurt soaked tampons....that was the one that really stumped me (well besides the small animals) lol
yeah i didn't really get that either, unless you were really going at it and it broke off inside. That would be bad but you'd have to be REALLY into it haha didn't make much sense to me either. ok next guess....whip cream?