A New Waxing Method

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  1. FlirtyChick

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    I don't know how many of the current forum members shave or wax down below, but if you do, I have great news.

    I could never shave regularly and avoid painful bumps, no matter what advice I took, so I endured waxing with muslin strips. OUCH.

    Where I live there is a new method called European waxing. They put the way on, then peel it off. There is MINOR PAIN. By the third time I went, there was barely a pinch; virtually pain free. The smoothness is lasting, and regrowth is slow and light.

    Just an FYI for those pain avoiders like myself who are sensitive to shaving. If you want specifics on the actual salon chain or method PM me.
     
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    with my eyebrows I just do wax, let it dry and peel it off. I don't do strips.
    I do strips on my bikini/cooch/legs/arms though. It doesn't bother me as I have a much higher pain tolerance then most, I suppose.
     
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    Yikes FC!!! You did it with strips?! :eek You're one tough cookie ma'm! This was precisely why I never did until in recent years :ugh

    I have been waxing for some time now and have ONLY done the way you're describing. They call it "chocolate waxing" up here actually (that's the closest translation I can think of). They mix chocolate and oil to the whole soupy stuff, the oil makes the wax not stick to your skin so that the wax only grabs the hair and therefore there is minimal redness on the skin.... then smear it on pretty thick, let it cake up and rip it off like that. I think it's pretty cool to see the hairs sticking out with the roots, they even let me take one of the strips home to show my husband - he thought it was very cool to see a little "wax statue" of my pussy :lol
     
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    they even let me take one of the strips home to show my husband - he thought it was very cool to see a little "wax statue" of my pussy :lol

    Holy hell that's funny.....lmao.
     
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    This reminded me of a story relayed to us by a friend of ours.....so I thought Id repost it....
    Christ, Im glad Im a guy sometimes...

    All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair
    And now...the wax.

    My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids.
    I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours:
    "Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."
    So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

    It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else)
    And you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.

    (YA THINK!?!)

    So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so Igetout the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!)

    I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull.It works! OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin extraordinaire.

    With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
    Using the same procedure, I apply the one strip across the right side of my bikini line, covering the right half of my pussy and stretching down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I inhale deeply
    And brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!

    I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
    Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the strip CRAP!!!
    Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear crashing drums

    Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.

    I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!
    There's no hair on it. Where is the hair WHERE IS THE WAX

    Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax.

    CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair. Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.

    DANG!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. Pussy*?? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!
    I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off!"
    What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!!

    I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right
    WRONG!!!!!!!

    I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
    Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

    So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!!

    God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the bathroom!!!!!
    I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter -
    "So, my butt and pussy are glued together to the bottom of the tub!"
    There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or pussy?"

    She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
    YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night.

    While we go through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then
    dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

    By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.

    My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving grace.... the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.
    What do I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
    The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my friend.
    It's sooo painful, but I really don't care. IT WORKS!! It works!!

    I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up.

    I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my grief and despair....
    THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!

    So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

    Next week I'm going to try hair color......
     
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    :lol That's hilarious!
     
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    Yeah that's a great read! Thanks for sharing it. HW.
     
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    :lol:lol:lol
     
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    HW, that is exactly how it is!