A little laughter is good for the blood!

Discussion in 'Sexual Fetishes and Fantasies' started by gypsymantis, Nov 24, 2006.

  1. gypsymantis

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    THE PROS & CONS OF DATING A VAMPIRE

    Pro-----------
    Long relationships
    Allowed to stay out late
    Easy weight loss
    Centuries of experience
    Immune to all diseases
    Always has amazing stamina
    Loves neck nibbling
    Rarely interested in arguing religion
    Never comes home with garlic breath
    Doesn't snore; sleeps like the dead

    Con-----------
    You always feel tired (loss of blood)
    Kissing can be lethal
    Monogamy is a problem
    Always has cold feet and hands
    Pet names that give you chills
    Strange friends
    Giggles at funerals
    Hard to win an argument
    May forget own strength

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  2. AnonymousOne

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    If such a thing existed, I would go Vamp. Seriously, I'm pale as hell anyway, and Immortality/Superhuman strength/charisma is just sweet. The problem would be finding a woman do stick with you "till undeath do us part"... :lol
     
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    Ha, ha, ha!!! Yeah and instead of being a "Vampire Moose", you'd be a "Vampire Tiger"! ;>
     
  4. AnonymousOne

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    *chuckles* Perhaps I could get my own Vigilante group going. Feed on the underbelly of society?
     
  5. Bluesy

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    I'm something of a vampire nut, so I would gladly join the undead with my, literally, cold-hearted lover. We could feed on corrupt politicians and the dregs of humanity...we'd have enough food to last at least a century if we stuck to the politicians, though.
     
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    Yeah ... but they taste greasy....:lol
     
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    Now there's an idea....suck all the blood out of the politicians like they do with our money!
     
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    Ah, I hadn't taken the greasiness into consideration. Without a functioning digestive system, it's not like you can run to the drugstore for some Tums to quell the queasiness :p OK, dregs of humanity it is. We can still play Vlad the Impaler with the politicians, though. (Woo, I'm in an evil mood tonight!)

    Gypsy, it's called "karma" ;) :lol
     
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    Eeeeeexxxcellent! *rubs hands together*
     
  10. Dreama

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    I would so go vamp. If only... Lol
     
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    C'mere, we'll bite ya :brow
     
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    Sounds good to me!