A little humor from my Email bag

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  1. Darkesheart

    Darkesheart New Member

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    HOW TO MAKE LOVE

    Ingredients:
    4 Laughing eyes
    4 Well-shaped legs
    4 Loving arms
    2 Firm milk containers
    2 Nuts
    1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
    1 Firm banana

    Directions:
    1. Look into laughing eyes.
    2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.
    3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.
    4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.
    5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).
    6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
    Notes:
    1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.
    2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.
    3. If cake rises, leave town.
     
  2. AnonymousOne

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    :lol
     
  3. BassDude

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    This instruction is optional. ;)
     
  4. cook74

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    :lol

    I have to write down this recipe. Dinner will be very exiting tonight :brow
     
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    Thanks DK, i needed a chuckle.

    Hiker
     
  6. slamd097

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    LMAO!! Mixing bowl..lol
     
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    That is great! Thanks for sharing.
     
  8. Bella

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    How cute DK!! :)
    Thank you for sharing! :cheer
    ~Bella