A Joke

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  1. suzy7

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    A businessman boards a plane and is lucky enough to be seated to a gorgeous woman.They exchange
    Hellos and he notices she is reading a manual of sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies
    this is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the
    longest average penis and the Polish have the biggest average diameter.
    She says by the way my name is Jill. What's yours? He coolly replies. Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you ! !
     
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    Very good. Made me laugh before heading off to bed. Thank you!
     
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    Haha , not bad!
     
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    Not bad at all :D
     
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    Men often say "I love you" to women, before they have sex with them.

    What does it mean? I mean, what does "I love you" mean, in this matter?

    I am
    Looking
    Out for
    Vaginal
    Entry
    You must take
    Off your
    Underwear


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    Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the men's body which is even more useful when erect.

    P N E S I

    People who spelled SPINE would become doctors.
    The rest, oh well...
     
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    Old thread but jokes never fade :)
     
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    I'm 1/4 Seminole Indian. Seriously.
     
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    Three guys - an American, a Frenchman and a Canadian - get lost in the woods. After wandering around for a while they stumble upon a farmhouse. They were greeted and welcomed in by a farmer and his wife. As it turned out they were just in time for dinner. They couldn't help noticing that the blonde daughter of the couple at the dinner table was drop dead gorgeous and had huge, perfect tits.

    When it was bedtime the three guys were put into a bedroom at the end of the hall. They noticed that the daughter's room was at the other end of the hall. Later that night the American says, "I'm going down the hall and check her out. Maybe she sleeps naked." So he creeps off down the hall. Halfway down the hall next to the farmer couple's bedroom one of the floorboards creaks when he steps on it. The farmer yells out, "Who's there?" The American thinks quickly and says, "Meow". The farmer yells, "Go to bed cat". The American makes it down the hall and peeks in the daughter's bedroom and sure enough she was naked. On the way back down the hall he avoids the creaky floorboard. He tells the other two that one of the floorboards creaks and they should just pretend that they're the cat.

    So the Frenchman creeps down the hall and sure enough the floorboard creaks. The farmer yells "Who's there?" The Frenchman says, "Meow". Everything was just like the American's experience.

    So now it was the Canadian's turn. He creeps down the hall. The floorboard creaks. The farmer yells, "Who's there?". The Canadian answers, "It's me, the cat."
     
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    A wife got so mad at her husband so she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled,
    "I hope you die a long, slow, painful death!"

    The husband turned around and asked, "So now you want me to stay?"


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    A doctor was advising a couple after he performed a minor surgery on the wife.

    "It will take you 7 days to heal, so no sex for a week."

    "Honey, did you hear that?" the wife tried to make fun of her husband.

    "Yes," her husband said. "But he was talking to you."
     
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    What is the smelliest thing ever? ....... 2 skunks doing the 69 on each other