A Day in the Life of Cowboy Lover 7:00 a.m. Wake up, get dressed and check emails to find cyber lover is free and will be calling later in the day. 9:00 a.m. See son off to camp and go online to post and read on SF. Do best to offer advice, flatter men with big cocks, and counsel a little lady that needs a friend. Give gifts to brave individuals that have posted their stories. 11:00 a.m. Open first Corona, then second, in preparation of phone and/or cyber nookie. 11:45 a.m. Take call from cyber lover and get him off, then rub one out as he talks dirty. Clean up vibrator and wipe pussy dew off of self. Come back to phone and commence talking. During course of conversation tell lover need to cyber fuck other guys to get creative juices flowing. He concurs, life is good. Drink more beer. 2:00 p.m. Son gets home, party is over, say good-bye to lover and stop drinking. 2:00 - 6:00 p.m. Dawdle, dawdle, fidget fidget. Realize need to get fucked for real. Take a shower and shave the bejesus out of EVERYTHING. 6:00 p.m. Feed son, self, and horses, in that order. 6:30 p.m. Old man comes home. Follow him into the bedroom and lay on the bed, spread legs, reach under shorts, and tell him how smooth pussy is. Watch and smirk as he runs to shut bedroom door, then jumps on bed to suckle from my ample breasts and finger me. 6:40 p.m. Ask husband to eat pussy as he pinches and twists nipples with increasing force. 6:50 p.m. Have muffled orgasm, tell hubby can't fuck because of son in next room playing video games. Watch husband leave room. See him sit on couch and pout, eating reheated dinner. 6:50-10:00 p.m. Chat with online buddy, telling him am free to cyber. Find out he's not cool with a certain aspect of it, and sigh in disappointment. 10:00 p.m. Go to bed, lay on stomach, get massage, flip over, and get eaten again whilst sucking cock like life depended on it. Come, screaming like a puma in a beartrap, get mounted and fucked, finally. 10:01 p.m. Hubby dismounts. Roll over, grab wand and give self another screamer while hubby looks on in utter silence. 10:20 p.m. Recover from massive orgasm, wash toy and get back in bed. Ask hubby is he likes what he saw/heard, see him nod, then go to sleep.