A Case of the Raps

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  1. Essene

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    I don't have a drinking problem
    But I'm thinking I could out drink Dennis Roddman
    While playing Tennis against Eric Baldwin
    'cause he lost his last hand when he bet his kid, now his kid's an orphan

    I'm not possessed by dolphins
    I just use them to thwart goblins

    Now I have warts on my privates
    But I still have dames lined up to drive it
     
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    Interesting rap.. creative none the less
     
  3. Essene

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    Thank you Untamed
    I'm an artist un-named
    Also rather un-famed
    I probably should refrain
    But these words you should re-frame
    Getting it up like a 747 plane
    Sex is about making one's penis like David Blaine
    A disappearing act which is the same as planting grain
    Every time I get smarter because I'm getting brain

    I plan to go to Europe with my friends, eating girls like falafel
    While I'm there and while my friends are in a hostel
    I'll be in a brothel
    Fucking yellow, black and blue waffles
    My tongue in them like a troffle
    I'd lick a cunt even if it smelled awful
    The things I'd do are unlawful
    IfI were a bear, I'd get a claw-full

    I like a girl to play possum
    While I fuck her as fast as Six talks from Blossom
    I'm awesome

    I should get Gatorade poured on me every time I'm done fucking
    Because I went the whole 91 and 9 yards like a ruckman
    Full circle like the shape of Eric Cartman
     
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    Freestyler! Nice Essene! Wish I was a lyrical poet! :)
     
  5. Essene

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    Yeah I asked you about that. You should try your hand at it.
    I'd like to see what prowess you have.
     
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    I like to sing
    and spit rhymes like a rapper
    I have a reputation
    that I'mma tap and gapper

    You might think
    that I'm a skank
    Well there's your hand
    use it to wank

    Fuck me like
    I'm your worst enemy
    and I'll suck your cock
    like tomorrows the end of me

    Don't tell me I'm beautiful
    or say that you love me
    what I want is your cock
    So I can lick it like Ice cream

    Peace!
     
  7. Essene

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    I had to read this with a New Zealander accent in mind.
    But enemy and end of me..? You act as if you don't have any skills at all. Poetry is poetry and yours made me laugh. Very nice. But what is a gapper?
     
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    someone that leaves.. are you not familiar with the term "tap and gap"?
     
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    and thanks to you I have been talking in rhyme all fricken day! I woke up thinking about another rap I was like WTF is wrong with me :p
     
  10. Essene

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    Well, you're welcome. It's always notable to be the source of something GOOD.


    And no I haven't. Though it does make sense.
     
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    I cuddle love and call it lust and tell the bitch to eat my puck for lunch. My care for you happens before 12 and I don't give a fuck for brunch.
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    Dykes who munch a bunch
    Get shatted out like Mexican Captain Crunch
    My dudes girl just died textin' him and acting dumb
    As a rule of thumb, I'll numb the sun, the sky's as dark as plumbs
    Hum a dittie-drum, chew your intestines like it as doubled gum, blow bubbles like it's bubble yum. My mouth is smoking like a death weapon, hence the subtle gun.
    I got in to trouble young
    Bounced out of the shuttle stunned
    Bitch is in an argument with my dick- cut all puns
    I made a rejoinder and she swallowed my rebuttal cum
    Looked around and jerked off to the rubble, done.

    (Though raunchy, I don't mean anything bad by "dykes". I use it merely as a stylistic device.)
     
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    solid
     
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    that's nice read.
     
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    I concur
     
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    hi i like your post
     
  16. Essene

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    Thank ya'll very much.
     
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    Thats pretty funny Essene. Unfortunatly Im too white to be in the rap game y0.
     
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    Dude... I'm too white to be in this rap game..............