9 Words Women Use...

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  1. Bella

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    1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument
    when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
    more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
    and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
    arguing with you about nothing.
    (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
    women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think
    long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for
    your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
    Just say you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying *%$# YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
    meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
    times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
    "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

    Just thought I'd help you guys out a little! :ugh
    :rofl
    ~Bella
     
  2. heelfetish

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    So true!! You have no idea how much I hate the word 'fine' or 'nothing'. :ugh
     
  3. Bella

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    Probably about as much as you like "whatever" too! :lol
    ~Bella
     
  4. heelfetish

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    'Whatever' isn't as bad as the other two, at least in our house. :lol
     
  5. Bella

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    I say "whatever" a lot & it gets on his nerves! :ugh
    ~Bella
     
  6. heelfetish

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    I guess it's because she rarely says it. :) But the other two... :(
     
  7. Bella

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    Well, we have to get back at you in one way or the other! :)
     
  8. heelfetish

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    For sure. It's funny how universal that language is. :) Luckily I don't need a translator anymore. :D
     
  9. Bluesy

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    Ooooh, that is so true! Every man should print this out and refer to it as needed :lol *LOUD SIGH*
     
  10. Bella

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    One question? :rofl
    Did you catch on quickly? or were you a slow learner? :lol
    Guess that is more than one question! :ugh
    ~Bella
     
  11. heelfetish

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    I actually caught on quite quickly. I had most figured out before were were married, the rest shortly after. :)
     
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    :rofl
    You are lucky! :)
    ~Bella
     
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    ah, once again, you are so right bella.

    ive come to the conclusion that you should indeed write a book.
     
  14. Bella

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    Oh no, I wouldn't know what to say first! :ugh :lol
    Thank you for the sweet comments though! :)
    ~Bella
     
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    haha, of course you would. you've done so many of thses types on things...like the one of how to give oral sex to a girl...hmm thats the most recent one ive read.

    id also like to add to your collection:
    the "*pause*...sure...." reply: you know, the kind you give when you think what they said was completely hypocritical and stupid, but youre too lazy to have an argument with them? :)
     
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    When my girl says "Fine", I just say "Good." She gets even more pissed. It's awesome. :D
     
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    Women need to come with an instruction manual….. but then again, men wouldn’t read it anyway…. We’d throw it to the side and wonder why the bolts don’t all fit together right.
     
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    shows how confusing women are......err especially since they are all true

    hell a rocket scientist couldnt learn to understand a women


    lol yeah...i usually see how far i cant get it myself...and if that dont work i sometimes find it better to just give up

    Reading is just so boring
     
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    Surely this list is an appendix to the constitution?
     
  20. loveit247

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    My standard is "do whatever you want to do". That usually confuses the crap outta them!