7 (Odd) Signs Your SO Is Cheating

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  1. Kermit

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    These are all from Cosmo

    #7.
    He Shares the Details of His Day, Therefore He Must Be Hiding Something

    #6.
    If He Swallows While Talking, He's Lying

    #5.
    If He Wants More Sex From His Girl, He's Cheating

    #4.
    If He Starts Grooming Himself, He's Cheating


    #3.
    If He's Overly Protective of His Gadgets, He's Hiding Something

    #2. If He's Happy, He's Cheating

    #1.
    If His Friends Don't Talk to You, He Doesn't Love You

    (plus listed under revenge, show up to his best friends place in nothing but a trench coat)

    We guys can't win :(, we decide to take care of ourselves, if we improve our disposition, if we want to share the details of our lives to teh one we love, if we want to show them more of hte attention they deserve, we're apparently under suspicion :(

    7 Psychotic Pieces of Relationship Advice from Cosmo | Cracked.com
     
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    Kermit,
    I can see some of these signs can make someone look suspicious for sure,
    even the one about sharing his details, because he may be giving lots on other things to make easier to hide some details, but then again I agree that sometimes we just can't win.
    With my ex, if I bought flowers, I must have done something bad enough,
    iif I didn't, I just didn't love her enough. The list can go on for many men.

    Many surveys are a little too deep or far off.
     
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    there was a time we could win?? this is news to me
     
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    sweet home...
    if he's happy? what kind of bullshit is that?

    yeah, let me make sure my man is miserable. at least he won't be cheating then!
     
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    I almost bit, and then I realized it's from Cracked.
     
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    :rofl
     
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    damn, i've been discovered -_-
     
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    lol that was my ex's theory..and well...now she is my ex! :lol
     
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    I love Cosmo. It's my favorite unintentional humor magazine. And if you add up all their advice lists, we'd have to be keeping track of about nine thousand tips a year.

    Anyway, I assume the list is Cracked, so to speak, but if it turned out to be real, I'd believe that Cosmo could come up with nonsense like that. I can make a list too. How about this:

    #6. If he swallows while talking, it means he's talking just after I squirted in his mouth.

    Publish that, Cosmo.
     
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    No way a man with you could be miserable.
     
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    I don't remember where I heard this but:

    No matter how good looking a woman is, somewhere there's a man who's sick to death of putting up with all of her bullshit. ;)
     
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    A friend of mine showed me this article a week ago or so, and I just laughed. I joked that I would never show a girlfriend of mine this, because I wouldn't want her getting any ideas. >___> Gotta love Cracked though. I would hope people don't take this seriously, but if they do, oh my...
     
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    lol list is an absolute joke. Guys cheat all the time and unless in a tight marriage most act quite the same in the situation. Believe me. I've cheated before and I acted like as if it didn't happen. My gf had no idea. *ended up actually confessing out of remorse, which I still regret to this day because I'm convinced she was a keeper:eyes.

    Ways to tell your gf cheated.
    1. Less sex
    2. Less fights:lol

    Ways to truly tell if your bf is cheating
    1. Read his phone
     
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    if there's a sudden change in behaviour.
     
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    I did that last week whilst SO away; she will think it's a new man moved in.