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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by southernzeke_1985, Nov 25, 2015.
What are some things you have tried or want to do from 50 shades of Grey
7 and 42. I want to try 29 next
I tried 29. Let's just say I'm not welcome at the zoo any more.
This group is a little, how to say, oh, ok, here goes, this group is a little more raunchy than anything 50 Shades of Grey has to offer.
So, we've been there, done that.
Some have the carpet burns to prove it as well as the bruises
We had free HBO this weekend and I saw my wife had recorded it. I'll have to watch it and let you know.
I fell asleep through 1-18. Zzzz I remember thinking this is like a fucking time share and insurance seminar all rolled into one. The first break I left the conference room and went to the hotel bar. Ordered two martinis. The bartender said "shaken or stirred sir?" I replied " does it look like I give a damn.
I went back in. And it was hot in there. Like someone set the thermostat to The Sun. I loosened my tie. Hot. Undid the top button of my shirt. Really hot in here. I started to wrap my tie around my hand. Pulling it tight. Letting it unravel. Wrapping it. Tight. I noticed a short haired brunette watching me. She was biting her bottom lip. Her eyes... Focused on mine. And the tie. Watching me. Watching her. It was insanely hot in that room. She licked her lips. I smiled as she did. I got up and left the room. She followed. We checked into the hotel.
The tie was put to good use around Shade 52.
Have not seen it or read the books.
Better than the books
There are people here that can write better than the 50 shades series for sure
As someone pointed out before, 50 Shades of Grey is a joke. Without Christian Grey's good looks or bank account, this story is basically a Criminal Minds episode. Honestly if I were a woman, or into the BDSM lifestyle, I'd push for the books and the the film to be boycotted.
I love this answer!
I'd like to try the ben-wa (spelling?) balls thing. I'm not into spanking stuff.
But what I'd really like is to find a man who initiates sex in real life. I'm tired of being the one who moves to the next step. Men are just too shy and too slow to get to the fucking stage.
Lol I just watched that movie the other nite???? WTF I was expecting something of interest, that was about anticlimactic as a....... turtle fuck festival even at that at least turtle fuck festival might be good for a few laughs.
for people like me, who have no friggin clue what the whole 50 Shades thing is about:
Ok, my question about #12 is....if she's about to cum, why the hell would you stop?? I dunno, maybe it's just me..
Sign of the times, dear. According to many a feminist most of us are creeps and potential rapists...so men have learned to let women make the move to avoid any confusion, or misconception.
I understand. I realize that and take the lead. But it's frustrating.
Just think of how many people aren't fucking because:
1) women have been hammered for millenia to repress their own desires,
2) men have been told in the last few decades to respect women and have misunderstood what that means.
Sometimes I worry about you m'dear.... I really do, haha. xx
I swear I think like NO ONE I know.
My summary: Christian Grey had never respected a female he had sex with until Anna. The others was all just sex. With her it was emotions. I read them all mostly bc they ended on cliffhangers.
The sex that I had never attempted before 50 was spanking. i grew up in the south. Where I not only was spanked for poor behavior I had to get the switch off the tree lol!
That's just my view.
Oh I 100% agree with the plot summary you gave, and I think that's the danger. Christian is the archetype for the perfect bad boy, a trope if you will. Honestly I think the book would've been that much more poignant if Grey was say, a lower middle class divorcee, and Anastasia wasn't the personification of the virgin/whore dichotomy.
Well, I am here to help with those missed opportunities