30,000 year old dildo found

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by igor, May 18, 2010.

  1. igor

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    its like a prehistoric swiss army knife! everything the caveman needs all in one simple package.
     
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    Oh, so that's where I left it!
     
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    wow

    i mean to orgasm

    and burn pubic hair

    one utility to do it all


    i just wonder if there were advertising agencies that long ago to market this fantastic product :D
     
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    I know this is an old thread, but:

    WHo'd have thought the phrase "I'm rock hard" would have originated way back then? :p
     
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    LMAO!
    I never thought of that. Thanks for bumping this thread.
     
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    My pleasure, I love bumping things around here!

    Errrr...you know what I mean......



    Caveman: Ugg me hard like rock. You open up, woman......lol Caveman foreplay.
     
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    They were humans. They were smart like that. This just proves that it is indeed natural and not sinful or anything like that. I heard that some southern U.S. communities try to make it so that owning sex toys is illegal. I wish they could see this...
     
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    So it lights fires in two ways. But hopefully not at the same time.

    Here's another one:

    Msnbc story
     
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    There are Northern, Western and Northeastern communities that have archaic laws on the books too. It's just big fun to point out things like that about the South. I've never heard of anyone actually trying to enforce them.
     
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    That's because there are a lot of religious nuts down there. everything is a sin to those fruits.
     
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    That brings something to mind.......

    Q. Why did primitive man always drag his woman by the hair?

    A. Because if he dragged her by the feet.....she'd fill up with dirt:eyes
     
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    LOL ^^^
     
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    :lol LOL

    You're right about that, man. I shouldn't have singled out the South. You guys seem to have a reputation for being the "Bible Belt", although maybe that's because I live up here in Maryland where things are more liberal. Didn't mean to knock on the South or anything.