213 Skippy Can't Do In The Army

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by AnonymousOne, Jul 23, 2006.

  1. AnonymousOne

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2006
    Messages:
    5,845
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
  2. HerHubby

    HerHubby The SF Poet Laureate
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2006
    Messages:
    1,364
    Likes Received:
    1
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Virginia
    Enjoyed those! I once worked with a guy who was just out of the Army. He had been a Military Police First Sergeant. He said that sometimes he would get pissed off with his platoon leader, so he would get hats just like the platoon leader's, of increasingly small sizes and gradually substitute them each day and had the guy going around with too small hats on his head. He would then reverse the process until the hats were too big. Apparentlyt the platoon leader was so dumb he never noticed the change in sizes. Must've though that his head was expanding and contracting!