1. You CAN get chocolate. 2. You won’t get to jail for eating your chocolate while driving. 3. A chocolate satisfies you even if it’s not that hard any more. 4. You can have chocolate even in front of your grandma. 5. Chocolate lasts as long as you want it to. 6. The chocolate won’t mind if you bite the nuts too hard. 7. Two people of same sex can have chocolate together without being called nasty names. 8. Chocolate doesn’t vanish when hearing word “commitment” 9. You can have chocolate on your work desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers. 10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped. 11. You don’t get hair in your mouth with chocolate. 12. You can’t get pregnant from chocolate. 13. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate. 14. Good chocolate is easy to find. 15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle. 16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate. 17. There is no need to fake it with chocolate. 18. You can have chocolate at any time of the month. 19. When you have a great chocolate it doesn’t keep your neighbors awake. 20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter. It’s ALL good. ---------------- Check out my latest collections of *link deleted*sexy lingerie, plus sizes, body lotions, Kegel & pelvic exercise toys.