20 Reasons why chocolate is better than sex

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  1. ladymida

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    1. You CAN get chocolate.
    2. You won’t get to jail for eating your chocolate while driving.
    3. A chocolate satisfies you even if it’s not that hard any more.
    4. You can have chocolate even in front of your grandma.
    5. Chocolate lasts as long as you want it to.
    6. The chocolate won’t mind if you bite the nuts too hard.
    7. Two people of same sex can have chocolate together without being called nasty names.
    8. Chocolate doesn’t vanish when hearing word “commitment”
    9. You can have chocolate on your work desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
    10. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
    11. You don’t get hair in your mouth with chocolate.
    12. You can’t get pregnant from chocolate.
    13. “If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.
    14. Good chocolate is easy to find.
    15. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
    16. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
    17. There is no need to fake it with chocolate.
    18. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
    19. When you have a great chocolate it doesn’t keep your neighbors awake.
    20. With chocolate size doesn’t matter. It’s ALL good.

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    Us guys got one similar for beer.
     
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    this person obviously just wants to spam but....

    chocolate is really not all that great. besides, you can incorporate chocolate into sex
     
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    Yeah, but just average sex is still better than great chocolate!
     
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    Number 1 reason, because you have been with the wrong guy =)
     
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    TOO much choc makes you put on weight lots of sex (as there is no such thing as too much sex) helps you loose weight.......:p:lol
     
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    I like mixing chocolate and sex.
     
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    Dark chocolate.
     
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    Red wine, dark chocolate, brewed coffee and sex.................then a beer later maybe;
    Perfect harmony!
     
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    i'm allergic to chocolate :(
     
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    are you allergic to cocoa?
     
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    cocoa and lactose intolerant. what a combo, lol
     
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    awww that sucks, i was gonna say you could eat white chocolate but now thats a no no :p
     
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    Oh thats pants :ugh
     
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    Amen to that! I have had a LOT MORE of that than sex, for sure.
     
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    Chocolate is good....I like it with sex.