10_3xl's "ask me anything"

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  1. 10_3XL

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    Go on.

    Do it.

    Ask me anything.

    A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G

    I'll even answer.*




    *Note: Most answers will be 100% BS
     
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    This was your idea @Sweetlysad - you should be the first inquirer. :p
     
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    Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
     
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    Why is it I now feel the need to burry my head under the covers and never come out??? :)
     
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    The same reason that one who makes crepes is not called a crepist - if they had things that way (racist, crepist, &c) people like me would snicker inappropriately every time someone mentioned it. I can't even hear some say "pianist" without smiling a bit.
    You're going through a transformation just as Gregor Samsa did in Kafka's The Metamorphosis. Do not be surprised and do not panic if you wake up to find you have become a bedbug.
     
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    Please solve
     
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    Maybe because your arm is moving better and it feeeeeeeels sooo good xoxo
     
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    Why did you pick the username that you have??
     
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    hmmm...lets see...Why did the fat guy on "Whats happening" wear multi-color suspenders?
     
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    Why doesn't McDonalds sell hotdogs?
     
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    Why is earth not round?
     
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    Also pondering....Is Cartman a product of his environment, brought on by his mother's lucid whorish ways from her own environment of small town living as a single mom in a small town, having random monkey sex with random men or is he just a pretentious prick? 10x.. I expect a full detailed analysis report of this prognosis on my desk today. :D
     
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    Where did my other sock go?
     
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    Just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
    Not the owl answer either.
     
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    What was thr relationship between ozzy Osborne and mr. Crowley?
     
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    Got my wife to find out how many licks to the creamy center. But i dont tbink we are talking about the same thing here..........
     
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    Yes.
    My username is binary for 2 (10 = 2 in binary) the underscore is in place of a hyphen and 3XL is my shirt size. So the big secret is that my username is the shirt sizes I wear.
    Because single color suspenders aren't happening.
    McHotdog
    Then CEO Ray Kroc in 1977 prohibited the company from selling hot dogs, regardless of potential demand, as he regarded them as unhygienic; however, hot dogs were introduced in the late 1990s at some midwestern located stores (at the option of the franchise-holder) as a summer item. UK Stores sold Hot Dogs during the late 90's on the McChoice menu (later PoundSaver). Also, at least one American restaurant offered Oscar Mayer hot dogs at some time, and McDonald’s locations at Toronto Metro Zoo and SkyDome in Toronto offered hot dogs until '99. In Tokyo locations hot dogs were available in '01, and have been reintroduced for '09, dubbed the “McHotdog.”
    However, by and large, for the most part it has gone the same way as the Mc Gratin Croquette, The Hulaburger, McDLT, Arch Deluxe, and the McLobster.
    Because Earth is a fan of Huey Lewis & The News.
    This doesn't require full analysis, Cartman is a personification of Trey Parker and Matt Stone's self-loathing and daddy issues.
    Where the wild things are.
    According to Tootsie's official site:
    "Estimates from children seem to run from a low of 100 licks to a high of 5,800 licks, with most of them ranging from 600-800 licks."
    Ozzy was fascinated by Aleister Crowley's unique brand of dubious sanity. However if you research the writings and work of Crowley and compare it to the Ozzy song "Mr Crowley" you'll notice that Ozzy seemed to have little grasp of what Crowley was about. So basically Ozzy liked the idea that Crowley represented, however - as with many fanboys - kinda missed the point.
     
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    Buzzzzzz!!!! Wrong!! you have gave me an opinion , not an actual analysis, The only way an opinion can become an full analysis of assessment, is if you have proven evidence of the statement by facts supporting your hypothesis of your assessment. Therefore your analysis assessment fails to hold water and I am sending it back to you to be revised. Try again sir. ;):p
     
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    Nope, you're wrong. This is my thread where I answer the questions as I choose (see: original post and disclaimer).
    Here my opinion is gospel.
    Nice try, though.
     
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    you're right I missed your disclaimer. :D So...we will never know why Cartman is the way he is. I figured it was a challenge you would be up to. Oh well... guess I was wrong. :(;)