10 Best and worst pick-up lines.

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  1. Pride

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    10 BEST pick up lines.

    1. "So what haven't you been told tonight?"
    Very original, this line will make you stand out from the other men. You acknowledge that she has been getting hit on all night and you do not wish to add to her frustration. However, you are confident and interested enough to try your luck without insulting your intelligence.

    2. "See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
    Extremely original, this line will make you stand out from the pack. This line virtually guarantees that she will smile. You may not leave with her that night, but you may get her phone number or at least chat it up for a while.

    3. "What's your name?"
    Instead of saying something like, "baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge," this one is simple and will not insult her intelligence. It may be the oldest one in the book (well, "come here often?" takes that award), but this one is genuine and direct -- two important qualities.

    4. "You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
    If you ever spot an attractive woman and would like to approach her, this line is funny in a childish manner and women tend to laugh off funny lyrics such as this one.

    5. "I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
    Believe it or not, only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution.

    6. "I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
    The line itself isn't that great, but city newcomers are always refreshing people to speak with, and they also seem less threatening. It's highly unlikely that she'll shrug off your request to chat, and she'll probably laugh (if she has a sense of humor). The probability that she replies with a "where from?" is even higher. Do not use if you are actually a local.

    7. "Who's your friend?"
    This one is risky, but it will shatter any pretense she might have about your actions by shifting the focus on her friend. This will intrigue her, to say the least, as she will wish to know "hey, how come not me?"

    8. "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
    This one is fairly blunt (no pun intended), but it's the perfect one to use when you see a woman giving you the eye and, well, checking out your package. Since she may feel a bit uneasy, you should take the opportunity and strike up a conversation while you have the upper hand.

    9. "What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?"
    A fairly underused line, this one conveys that you find her hot, without sounding offensive. Show her you can be a bad boy and see if she likes your direct approach with the ladies.

    10. "I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?"
    This one is relatively original and seems innocent enough for her to take notice, without feeling threatened by you. You'll also effectively send the message that you're interested in her, but are more interested in making her smile.



    10 WORST pick-up lines.

    1. "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
    Are you asking her whether or not she's a virgin? Why not ask her whether it's that time of the month while you're it? Leave the references to her box and your tools out of the dialogue, if you want to leave the bar in one piece.

    2. "Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer the cash instead?"
    As a general rule, implying that she is a hooker will not work. Leave that for the streetwalker get-togethers and offer her a drink instead.

    3. "Did you know women are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?"
    Mr. Sensitive, "come on down!" Comparing women to cement on which cars are parked will not get you far, while implying that a woman is handicapped if she's single is going to put you in the ER.

    4. "I just want to tell you that you have a price to pay for being this cute, and I'm here to collect... your phone number, that is."
    It's fairly witty, but drags on for too long. And she'll expect some celebrity to burst onto the scene and pitch you a collect-call phone program.

    5. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag."
    Okay, so you know what Braille is... good for you. You may need it after she gouges your eyes out for insinuating that you could fondle her breasts without consequence. Generally speaking, lines that could be used at porn conventions are of no use in mainstream settings.

    6. "Hey babe, do you know that my bedroom is soundproof?"
    This one seems good at first, but it connotes that you will get action that night. Again, pretty presumptuous. On a scarier note, it also implies that if you do get her to your place, she could scream for help and no one would hear... pass.

    7. "You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
    This one is provocative and funny, but chances are it might garner you a slap across the face. On the other hand, she might counter with, "you'd better tell them I was good," but don't count on it.

    8. "What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!"
    She may like the fact that you have a solid grasp of mathematics, but she will also assume you're the pocket protector-wearing type. And thanks to the pickup line's length, she will be history by the time you carry over the one.

    9. "How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"
    This one may be funny, but it's also a tad presumptuous. Women generally dislike sexual references, as well as men who assume they can conquer any women they meet. To add insult to injury, it alludes to pregnancy; not a smart move.

    10. "Hey, I was just thinking of you! Okay, I'm all cleaned up now though."
    This line is fairly crude and implies that you have the stamina of a 12-year-old, so it'll only tempt her to leave the room rather than leave with you .




    Source: http://uk.askmen.com/dating/dating_top_ten/35c_dating_list.html

    ^^ Dont wanna get in trouble :)
     
  2. Bluesy

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    Ugh. Sorry, but I can't stand pick-up lines, period. If some guy fed me one of the "best", I would have no choice but to roll my eyes and walk away :eyes If a guy used one of the "worst", I'd have no choice but to douse him with my drink! I think you'll find that most women prefer "Hi, my name is _____." Offer her your hand when introducing yourself, then commence with the chit-chat.

    I've always found everything on Askmen.com to be pretty sleazy, actually. That site...*shudders*...will not teach you how to endear yourself to women :ugh
     
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    Lol yeah i agree pretty much. But a pick up line isnt necessarily all too bad imo i dont think ive ever seriously tried one. But i think they are comical and a good way to get an early laugh perhaps.

    I just came across this and thought it was a bit funny to me so id share :)
     
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    I think the most exotic line I ever used was "Hi can I buy you a drink?" Lines are a put down to women in my mind. Women are people so I have tried to treat them that way. I just talk to them like I would a friend or anyone I just met. It still works for me.
     
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    Pick up lines are stupid....Does anyone really use them??
     
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    What about......"Lets play carpenters...first we get hammered...then I nail you...:D
     
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    Has anyone actually had success with them?
     
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    Im sure this was just a thread that was meant more to entertain than give advice as to what pick up lines work.:eyes

    No one really uses this shit. (do they?):shrug
     
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    Oh groan. :eyes

    Although, the effectiveness of these pick up lines is in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol I've consumed that evening.
     
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    Do you think any of those lines would work on you Puss in Boots?
     
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    Exactly.

    But i do think that they may work as an opening line. Because its just corny enough to get a good laugh. I think if you follow it up well it might work. IMO if you can make a girl laugh in an opening line then you did good.


    But i have never used one myself i dont think.
     
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    I'm so far beyond pick up lines! It's all about the game!
     
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    Probably not. I was just kidding about with my alcohol comment earlier. What would really work on me would be sincerity. If a man asked politely if he could sit down next to me and then introduced himself, that would be a lot more effective than making suggestive comments.
     
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    Personally i think something like this could work. Because its not really a pick up line but a joke. And could start a conversation

    1. "So what haven't you been told tonight?"
     
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    LMAO thats a funny one
     
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    Oh god, what a funny read. Thanks for sharing. :)
     
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    A pick up line guide for women:

    Best Pick up lines:

    1. [Insert Anything here]

    Worst Pick Up Lines:

    1. None
     
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    Ha ha ha ha ha! :lol How very true. Good one! ;)
     
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    Yeah pick up lines are pretty lame but it was a funny read
     
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    My favorite, not that I would ever dare use it, is:

    Wanna go halves on a bastard?