Distracting Foreplay - SexualForums.com

emsemtb · 10-09-09, 12:25AM

What is the best way that you have found to distract your significant other into a seduced moment of lust?? By this I mean that say he is watching Monday Night Football and you want to just get it on during the forth quarter, during the two minute warning....What would you do to distract him to you?? Vice versa for guys to girls.

**HardRocker** · 10-09-09, 09:01AM

If I tried to seduce my wife during the last minutes of her favorite college's football game, she'd tell me to just wait a damn minute. After that, she'd probably say, "Now, was there something you wanted?".

Seriously though, If I knelt in front of her(not blocking the game) and started kissing her legs and working back and forth, moving up while applying a little coaxing to spread them, I would be in muff heaven pretty soon.
Sometimes it would work, other times, not.

college_girl · 10-09-09, 11:53AM

All my boyfriend has to do to distract me is to grab my tits. He can do incredible things to my tits. Once he grabs them, it's game over.

polarbear79 · 10-12-09, 05:22AM

i'd snuck into our bedroom, leave the door open and play. often times, i'd have my playmate with me in a matter of minutes

**Dreama** · 10-12-09, 06:01AM

I'd be like, "WHO CARES ABOUT SPORTS??!" and pounce on him.

**Cowboy Lover** · 10-12-09, 06:14AM

I don't have a clue on how to tear a man away from a game on TV to have sex. My husband will have none of it.

emsemtb · 10-12-09, 06:22AM

Well, CL darlin, what have you tried in the past?? Place it in a hypothetical if you must. Thanks.

**Cowboy Lover** · 10-12-09, 08:09AM

If I let it be known I'm in the mood for some action, I always get the "After this inning." or "I just want to see this next play." By the time he gets around to coming upstairs for some lovemaking, I'm usually too tired or already fast asleep for it.

I don't even bother making romantic plans with him on the nights UFC is on.

**Cowboy Lover** · 10-13-09, 12:38PM

Last night I tried a different tactic. Hubby was upstairs watching football and I yelled up to him. "Wash your dick." He came to the top of the stairs and said, "But I thought you had your period?" I just motioned like I was giving a blowjob and he got the picture.

After a while he came downstairs and I went back up to bed with him and blew his doors off. Apparently, the game had ended.

**HardRocker** · 10-13-09, 06:55PM

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Originally Posted by Cowboy Lover

He came to the top of the stairs and said, "But I thought you had your period?"

You should have yelled back, "Whasamatter, you scared of a little stain on the cane?"

**Cowboy Lover** · 10-14-09, 12:39PM

No, it was a night for him. I decided that beforehand, so I was cool with it.

Football and a blowjob. What more can a guy ask for on a Sunday night?

**HardRocker** · 10-14-09, 04:37PM

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Originally Posted by Cowboy Lover

No, it was a night for him. I decided that beforehand, so I was cool with it.

Football and a blowjob. What more can a guy ask for on a Sunday night?

No shit, that is pretty fucking awesome.

igor · 10-14-09, 05:11PM

Forget the football - I'll just take the BJ

emsemtb · 10-15-09, 10:54PM

So agreed.

sinfinity · 11-08-09, 12:56PM

I'd just do both at the same time. Getting head while you're watching your favorite team win? Bad ass.

SavvyStud917 · 11-11-09, 06:51PM

I don't know girls If the Horns or the Cowboys are playing she would have to offer some pretty outrageous idea......and promise to DvR the game.

- You just cant get in between a man and his team. Your allowed to be right in the middle of eve.....Ok I'm not gonna finish that sentence.

Squirt · 11-11-09, 07:54PM

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Originally Posted by SavvyStud917

I don't know girls If the Horns or the Cowboys are playing she would have to offer some pretty outrageous idea......and promise to DvR the game.

- You just cant get in between a man and his team. Your allowed to be right in the middle of eve.....Ok I'm not gonna finish that sentence.

You never seem to finish most of your post. Looks like you are just trying to fill your "quota" of post to access the good areas.

SavvyStud917 · 11-12-09, 04:46AM

OK well 1st I didnt even know there was a part of the forum I didn't have access too other then the ability to use an avatar, but now that I know I'm miss out on somethin ill step up my "useless posts" so I can just waste space there too, but from now on ill make sure my post are as thought out as the rest of them over this topic.

"Forget the football - I'll just take the BJ" , "So agreed" or maybe as deep as "I'd just do both at the same time. Getting head while you're watching your favorite team win? Bad ass." (no offense 2 you guys what so ever promise just making a point)

You asked a question I didn't get around to it untill everyone else had and I said exactly what came to my mind, if your referring to the fact that I didn't finish the last sentence..... that would be because it was a joke. Other then that I'm pretty sure that qualified as a complete thought. It would take a hell of a lot to pull me away from my football games its the truth.

As for you saying I don't complete the rest of my posts for whatever reason is a bit uncalled for, and luckily I got the chance to read this message after being up over 48 hours and still drunk,

so ill make sure every thought is complete for you this morning. I even went as far as pulling the "massive" 17 posts I'v accumulated in 4 days up and just taking a quick glance at them. Ill avoid directly quoting anything but as far as I could tell I pretty much got across whatever thought struck me at the time off my mind, because I felt like it i dont think i need a better reason. So excuse me if my opinions and input arent adequate enough for you.

I mean really come on, this is social community I think I have the right to be social in anyway i want as long as its not disrespectful or disruptive towards anyone, just like everyone else, not everyone approaches situations the same. I have my way of doing things which I don't think are terribly wrong with maybe the exception of knowing full and well i should have just blown this off, just not one of my strong suits. Really though if you have something like that to say to me, I understand I do, you have you opinion just PM me though keep it between who it needs to be between.

Well i feel better now so i hope your not gonna be pissed for me ranting .No place for that here

Im pretty drunk I hope this isnt a bunch of jib...id proofread it more if i could

Squirt · 11-12-09, 10:54AM

I'm not pissed Savvy. It was suppose to be a joke but I guess it came across wrong.

Sorry about that!

igor · 11-12-09, 04:57PM

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Originally Posted by SavvyStud917

"Forget the football - I'll just take the BJ" , "So agreed" or maybe as deep as "I'd just do both at the same time. Getting head while you're watching your favorite team win? Bad ass." (no offense 2 you guys what so ever promise just making a point)

Perhaps what I should have said is I am one of those guys that could give a shit less about football (or most sports for that matter). To me it is second in line after boxing as a ridiculous sport.

SavvyStud917 · 11-12-09, 08:00PM

ha ya Im sorry about that actually it was reallly really early and I was really really drunk so once I started, ya there was no stoping lol. Which is very similar to how I am when Im drunk doing other more intimate and less hateful things.

r6guy00 · 11-16-09, 05:05PM

All a woman would have to do is block my view wearing something sexy or making sexual gestures. I would make it a priority to have her clawing my back wanting more. You can record tv and watch it anytime. A woman doesnt throw herself at you just anytime.