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He wears footed reindeer pajamas to bed in the winter...
Thinks it turns women on when he wears his skinny jeans and leather cowboy hat....
(It does! )
Damn .. how did you know...;-)
Fakes an English accent when trying to pick up women..
Feels most sexual after watching Beauty and the Beast..
Was caught at the laundromat smelling ladies dirty panties...:p
Secretly wishes someone would mistake him for Tom Cruise...
Makes homemade cock cages out of plastic straws and rubber bands...
Makes up plumbing problems so he can get a good look at his plumber's butt crack ..:p
He was arrested for skydiving in the nude..( a few pics were posted while mid air in a tabloid)
He hopes one day the hinges will just fall off the damn cock cage..:cool:
has a secret fetish .. baby chicks wearing diapers..:p
Secretly envies the size of his dog's balls:eek: