rabidinsomniac
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rabidinsomniac

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    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Gov't
    Your Sex:
    Male
    Sexual Preference:
    Straight
    Sexually Active:
    Yes
    Libido:
    Rampant
    Martital Status:
    Engaged / Long Term
    Famous Person you would have sex with:
    Angelina
    Favorite part of your partners body:
    Where do I begin?
    Education:
    Uni Graduate
    Favorite aspect of sex:
    Pleasing her
    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

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    That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
    ~ Thoreau
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