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This is gonna sound weird. I know this would never happen unless I was some millionaire with great connections, but I'd like to bone two sexy...
A man must unleash his beast to remain a man.
Yes, I'm zooted right now. Not sure if any of this will make sense tomorrow.
Is something strange because it is strange? Or is it because it is strange that it is strange?
then I saw her standin' there. wearin' jizz stained underwear, and I thought 'she must be drunk again' so I drank a beer and felt sorry for...
If she is menstruating watch out for bears. If you see one just play dead
you resemble my fuck-doll
If I was God for a day I wouldn't do shit but sleep
this might hurt some
fuck then hang out
My first was in the woods behind this girl's house at a Halloween party. I was 15 and covered with fake blood, for I was a zombie.. She had no...