They say I'm a bitch. But, really, I'm only a bitch to those I don't like. I'm really a cool person, if you don't piss me off. As long you aren't an idiot, I'm ok. Because there are no stupid questions in this world, only stupid people.

So BECAUSE I piss people off, they enjoy gossiping about me. And really, the stuff you heard about me may be true, but it maybe just as fake as the bitch that told you.

a_high_bitch

On my Frisbee, it says "Caution:May contain SMALL PARTS."

So after I had a good laugh, I went around looking at warning labels. I found several stupid ones.

Curling Iron "Only intended for external use!" What, was I going to curl my tongue?

A bag of grapes "Please store in a cool section of a refrigerator."
Yes, I keep parts of my refigerator warm.
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Theres more, let me know if you want them.

a_high_bitch

So, the other day I got hit by a car.
Not hard, but hard enough to get a few bumps and bruises, and I have to wear a leg brace.
I tell my friend "Sooo, I got hit by a car."
And she says "Ohmigod! Did you die?"
WHAT THE FUCK USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN!!
Because yes, I am dead, which is why I am standing in front of you, telling you what happened.

And then there are those
Thaat Tyyppee Likee Thiss Aand Itss Reaallyy Annoyyinngg....

a_high_bitch