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Women are like phones, they like te be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected. Sometimes it's better to just get a prepaid plan. Go.

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Unread 02-23-11   #1 (permalink)
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Make funny metaphores about the sexes

Women are like phones, they like te be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected. Sometimes it's better to just get a prepaid plan.

Go.

We shouldn't arm ourself for war, arms are for hugging
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Women are like condoms, they spent more time in your wallet than on your dick.

We shouldn't arm ourself for war, arms are for hugging
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Unread 02-23-11   #3 (permalink)
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Why are hurricanes named after women?
They're wet and wild when they come and take your house when they leave.


Wakka wakka.

And yet I find, and yet I find repeating in my head...
If I can't be my own...I'd feel better dead.
-Layne Staley
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men are like laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you
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Unread 02-23-11   #5 (permalink)
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men are like laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you
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Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.
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Men are like snow...never know how many inches you're gonna get...or how long it's gonna last....

Semper Sans Ropa - Always Without Clothes
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Unread 02-23-11   #7 (permalink)
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Wakka wakka.
I say this too - where did we get this from? I can't remember!
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Pacman.

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Men are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
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Pacman.
I've always said it as a response to something sexy - don't think of Pacman as sexy ~ maybe i made it up for myself in that regard
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Unread 02-23-11   #11 (permalink)
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I say this too - where did we get this from? I can't remember!
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I've always said it as a response to something sexy - don't think of Pacman as sexy ~ maybe i made it up for myself in that regard
Fozzie Bear.

And yet I find, and yet I find repeating in my head...
If I can't be my own...I'd feel better dead.
-Layne Staley
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Some woman are like peanut butter....they spread easy
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