Make funny metaphores about the sexes

ninja9578 · 02-23-11

Women are like phones, they like te be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected. Sometimes it's better to just get a prepaid plan.

Go.

ninja9578 · 02-23-11

Women are like condoms, they spent more time in your wallet than on your dick.

Texas_Red · 02-23-11

Why are hurricanes named after women?
They're wet and wild when they come and take your house when they leave.

Wakka wakka.

nurseharley · 02-23-11

men are like laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you

backcheck64 · 02-23-11

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Originally Posted by somewhatlovely

men are like laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you

I know I'm doing my job

Opinions are like assholes, everyones got one.

BlueLizard · 02-23-11

Men are like snow...never know how many inches you're gonna get...or how long it's gonna last....

collette · 02-23-11

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Originally Posted by Texas_Red

Wakka wakka.

I say this too - where did we get this from? I can't remember!

ninja9578 · 02-23-11

Pacman.

collette · 02-23-11

Men are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

collette · 02-23-11

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Originally Posted by ninja9578

Pacman.

I've always said it as a response to something sexy - don't think of Pacman as sexy ~ maybe i made it up for myself in that regard

Texas_Red · 02-23-11

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Originally Posted by collette

I say this too - where did we get this from? I can't remember!

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Originally Posted by collette

I've always said it as a response to something sexy - don't think of Pacman as sexy ~ maybe i made it up for myself in that regard

Fozzie Bear.

SlaveBoy · 02-23-11

Some woman are like peanut butter....they spread easy

Make funny metaphores about the sexes

Women are like phones, they like te be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected. Sometimes it's better to just get a prepaid plan. Go.