<-- Taking over these forums - Got some good advice from a member.

[MePersonally]

I'm no longer responding to my "I have come to take over this forum!" post in the introduce yourself section of this forum, cause it's better to take over stuff from this vantage point.

Apparently this board is like being in the watch tower with a sniper rifle rather then on the ground so.. With that said feel free to read my post in the intro forum and then come all the way back here (where I have the tactical advantage) to offer sexual favors or give me shit which ever the case may be.

With Lust
MePersonally

[nurseharley]

i thought i shot you already

[MePersonally]

Originally Posted by somewhatlovely

i thought i shot you already

I was only wounded .. now I'm back with a vengance =)

[fothermucker]

Originally Posted by somewhatlovely

i thought i shot you already

Gotta be careful with SWL. She will distract you with her amazing beauty, then the next thing you know... BAM! Head shot!

[MePersonally]

Originally Posted by fothermucker

Gotta be careful with SWL. She will distract you with her amazing beauty, then the next thing you know... BAM! Head shot!

lol I can see that. That's OK I'm going to win her over with my charm and creative harassing

[Barbwire]

Good luck on your takeover. I feel it only fair to warn you that your moment in the sun will only last until someone more attention whorish than yourself comes along.

Been there, done that.

[fothermucker]

That was how she got me, and I am a Sharpshooter by Marine Corps standards. I also qualified as Pistol Expert every one of the 5 years I was in. She was still able to distract me with those good looks of hers, I didn't stand a chance.

[Texas_Red]

Originally Posted by MePersonally

I'm no longer responding to my "I have come to take over this forum!" post in the introduce yourself section of this forum, cause it's better to take over stuff from this vantage point.

Apparently this board is like being in the watch tower with a sniper rifle rather then on the ground so.. With that said feel free to read my post in the intro forum and then come all the way back here (where I have the tactical advantage) to offer sexual favors or give me shit which ever the case may be.

With Lust
MePersonally

Who are you? And why should I care?

[fothermucker]

Originally Posted by Texas_Red

Who are you? And why should I care?

My guess would be some random guy that thinks he deserves this forum memberships undivided attention.

[Mittimer]

Originally Posted by fothermucker

My guess would be some random guy that thinks he deserves this forum memberships undivided attention.

Unfortunately he doesn't realize yet that the moment tits go up, attention goes to them and not him

Tits pwn every time. ^_^

[fothermucker]

Originally Posted by Mittimer

Unfortunately he doesn't realize yet that the moment tits go up, attention goes to them and not him

Tits pwn every time. ^_^

In that case, as I posted in another thread,

[Texas_Red]

Originally Posted by fothermucker

In that case, as I posted in another thread,

Show The To Me by Rodney Carrington, with subtitles. I don't care if you don't like country, listen to the damn song because it's not that it's country that matters. Also NSFW.
YouTube - Show Them To Me With Subtitles

[MePersonally]

I see that tongue-in-cheek humor is almost completely unrecognized in this forum and likely to be met (as in most forums) with misunderstanding and silliness in the form of negativity. Perfect! Don't worry I will continue to be funny and those of you who don't get it, can continue to think I'm a complete asshole. It's a symbiotic relationship that all forums require. Glad to be of service.

[MePersonally]

Originally Posted by Mittimer

Unfortunately he doesn't realize yet that the moment tits go up, attention goes to them and not him

Tits pwn every time. ^_^

I'm certainly a fan of tits and hope that my presence here will cajole a few to appear if only to shut me the hell up

[nurseharley]

Originally Posted by MePersonally

I see that tongue-in-cheek humor is almost completely unrecognized in this forum and likely to be met (as in most forums) with misunderstanding and silliness in the form of negativity. Perfect! Don't worry I will continue to be funny and those of you who don't get it, can continue to think I'm a complete asshole. It's a symbiotic relationship that all forums require. Glad to be of service.

when i told you i just shot you, i was trying to be cute.

but...i still think you're an asshole