Anal!?!?!

Some folks just don't get it.

No joke. I have a buddy who's wife won't let him have anal. He doesn't try to pressure her like this clown apparently does, and for some reason, I think my buddy may actually get there sooner. He does joke around with her, but he won't give her oral, and she jokes around with him about that, so it kind of goes both ways.

Either way, the OP came in here with an abrasive attitude from the start, so he is actually lucky to even get the responses he got from this crowd. I am so happy to be a part of a community where we actually show respect for each other.

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Jusselin, you have annoyed and then insulted some very vocal folks here.
Best all round apologies and start again ok?
People give their honest opinion here and it does not always please the OP.
I was going to give my own advice also on how to relax your woman enough for things to happen but frankly now not very enthusiastic.
Just one thing tho' before you try sticking your member where it was not really meant to go at least have the knowledge on how it feels yourself. Starting small try it with a butt plugs up to the same size as your own penis and have your SO assisting so that she desensitises and knows that you know the feeling.
Who know you might both enjoy the shared experience.

he was banned lol

Just as well as what I was really saying in a round about way was go fuck yourself

I think you said it literally well enough. LOL!

I think his girl needs to get a strap on and treat him like he was treating her for a little bit of what we call "perspective" maybe then he'll see the error of his ways

Or perhaps tonight he'll be visited by three ghosts....and learn the error of his ways that way

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at one point my reply was going to be 'fuck your own ass' but i thought id get yelled at

And with the way he came in here with his self-centered, abrasive attitude, and then to start popping off to the mods the way he did, he had it coming. For the most part, this is a respectful community. The thing is, if we see a flaw in your methods, we will point them out. Pressuring your SO to do something they don't want to do is not going to get you there, and it seems the OP couldn't handle being told that, so he decided to try to start a flame war.

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We're a friendly community, but not above pointing out ways to newbies especially on how to keep it a friendly community. If they can't respect the mods and everyone else they have no place here. Sure i can be harsh at times, but not that i harsh i think.....

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Banned already? No surprises with that attitude. The guy doesn't seem too great towards women.

Damn, I missed all the action.

Anyway I would said pretty much the same as the rest of you.