Toothbrush experimentation..?

Okay, before everyone thinks this is stupid, here me out. I have got no sex toys first up, and have been experimenting with a toothbrush, average size, not electric, up my anus. I'm wondering if you all think this is safe, although its been fine for several weeks now, but also what do you think about the idea of tying it to a string and putting it up further. Assuming the string was safely tied, and the toothbrush inserted carefully, do you think this is safe, and for how long would it be safe in there? (eg not long, a few hours, a day even..?) Thankyou!!

I hope its a different one than you use to brush your teeth.

Get yourself some basic (inexpensive) anal sex toys/plugs.
It will be much safer than your dodgy string retrieval method.
Have you tried it with minty tooth paste?
Did it give cool ring of confidence?

I'm sorry.... I'm just imagining the conversation in triage at the ER.

why do you need string?? i've used some odd things in my time but this sounds very interesting lol

there are anal toys for like 12 dollars out there, i'd suggest getting one and being safe

Oh and welcome to SF.

Going to have to join the "invest in a cheap anal toy" gang.

No, leaving a toothbrush up your ass for hours or even days is not safe. Shoving the toothbrush FULLY up your ass is even less safe. The bristle end of the brush is far far FAR too abrasive for your anus to handle. It could cause minor tearing or worse. The tearing could then lead to a nasty infection that you don't want.

A bit of information that you may not have known. Your anal canal can not feel pain. Therefore, shoving objects up there that are not meant to be up there can cause a bit of issues down the line.

In the long run, taking $20 bucks and going to your nearest sex shop or even your nearest Spencers gifts in the mall, can save you a whole hell of a lot of trouble and a potentially very embarrassing trip to the ER.

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firstly I would say it would give you bad breath

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I'm going to have to take a knee on that one.

I say definitely get you an inexpensive anal toy. Because, beleive me , the ER bill is not worth being cheap.
While they stitched me up when i was 18 they tried to make me feel more at ease by telling me about a patient that has his dick violently attacked by his cat. Still i think mine was much more embarrasing being biiten by my 10 week old puppy instead of getting my boyfriend to go down on me. LOL'

I'm sorry...a fargin' TOOTHBRUSH?!?!?!?

You're just askin' for a perforated bowel, dude. No joke.

Depends, what brand of toothpaste are you using LOL

Id agree with everyone else.. you can buy toys for a fairly low price.. and they will most probably feel 100 times better! Unless you have teeth up your ar5e?

i would not recommend it..

I tend to suggest other than toothbrush, and not to send something in to take out with a string, use something longer you maintain a grip on instead.