Anal lube? Can I use oil? (vegetable oil) and vegetables for penetration?

I am just curious if I can safely use oil such as olive, canola, or other vegetable blends for lubrication, and zucchinis (or other produce) as a sex toy. I am gay so I'd like to practice just in case I ever try to have (bottom) anal sex. (right now I'm not into it; I would prefer oral)

Dildos and lube get pretty expensive, and it would seem there's a much cheaper alternative.
Also, no condom on the vegetable? Would it be fine if I just washed it with soap and hot water?


Every time I've explored myself back there with my hands I receive no pleasure and it always makes me have a bowel movement even if I had just went. So I really don't see what's so great about it... But I am curious. Thanks.

Isn't it better to use Vaseline? It's cheap and very lubricant! I Think a zucchini is to big to start with! Better try a carrot or just 2 or 3 fingers Try to find you male G-spott!

Just don't make a salad after you're done.

OK, on a more serious note, I'm no expert, but this sounds like a bad idea. You'd be better off footing the money for a toy you can reuse, made from a material that's easy to sterilize. I simply wouldn't chance it. The amount of money for a quality toy may seem like a goodly sum now, but, should you get some infection, you'd be kicking yourself for trying to go the economical route.

As I said, though, I'm no expert - maybe others can correct me if I'm giving misinformation.

As for using a condom, that might work, but you must careful there, too, because a lot of oils will cause a condom to break.

Are you fucking a fried chicken or french fries?

You need to use a silicone or water based lube.

Vasoline is petrolium based, fine for diaper rash, not great for vaginas or rectums.

Just buy some damn lube.

ROFL...



rameses,I agree with the others.Sounds like the ingredients for an infection...oils can harbor bacteria (that is why when cooking with them they are heated and baby oil and Vaseline aren't any better)
There are so many lubes that are supposed to be good...
I have heard gay men recommend astroglide for anal.

i thought vaseline shouldn't be used as a lubricant....at least not for us girls or with condoms

Good question....

Im no expert either but I did see a show where a girl had masterbated with a carrot. The carrot had a sharp edge and cut her insides which caused an infection and she died. You can get small lube samples at most sex shops and they are usually cheap. As for veggie play I would think using a condom would be a good idea!

Oh my. :x
That's awful.

But zucchinis are smooth. There's small ones that are narrower than a penis so it shouldn't be too much. I don't like to use vaseline because it's not very natural.

But shouldn't the zucchini be fine if it's washed with soap and hot water?

Vegetable oils are good growth medium for pathogens you don't want inside of you. I always thought Vaseline was okay as a lube as long as you keep it away from rubber and plastics. But stuffing anything other than quality toys in your ass without a condom is an infection risk. Carrot girl learned that the hard way.
I agree with those that suggested real sex toys are safer and more comfortable.

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The average beginning anal toy can run anywhere between 10 and 20 bucks, a bottle of lube at your local drug store will cost you a total of 4 bucks.

Condoms are cheap, since it's not for actual sex, buy the cheapest ones you can find.

At most, you're spending a total of 35 dollars to potentially spare yourself from an infection or worse.

Condoms should ALWAYS be used when anal is in play. Soap and water isn't always the best way.

Check out the wiki page, read up a little, hell google your question and read a dozen horror stories.

Consider all the risks you're taking by not investing in something that you could potentially use again and again.

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I reckon sump oil is the way to go for lube.
Recycling is good for the planet.

Right you are, the petrolium will break down the condom in a heartbeat.

I'm changing the oil in my truck, I'll have 7 1/2 quarts for ya if you want it LOL

I really don't think that vegetables or anything of the same should be used......What would you do if they got stuck!!!!

Um...tell your proctologist to help himself?