HELP! My crotch is on fire!

Barbwire · 08-30-10

During riding season, I let my pubes grow because razor stubble + hours in the saddle = itch & pain. This year, because of surgery, I haven't ridden much, so I've been shaving myself nightly to stay silky smooth.

I have finally recovered enough to be able to ride so yesterday I decided to hit the trails. I should have known better when I saddled up my horse with one day's worth of pussy stubble and went for a ride. What was supposed to be a 2 hour loop turned into 5 hours of steady up and down hill riding.

Right now my crotch is covered in tiny bumps and it burns like a motherfucker! Does anyone have any pointers on what I can put on my skin to stop the burning and itching?

Oh, and guys, don't offer me some of your "special" cream to rub on it, that's just gross.

Mittimer · 08-30-10

The only thing that I've known to help me when I get really bad razor burn/rash/irritation is a hydrocortisone cream.

Its worth a try and if it doesnt work you're only out like 3 bucks.

HardRocker · 08-30-10

Aloe. The kind of blue Aloe gel you keep in the refrigerator for sunburn is best.

amanda14 · 08-30-10

i use dove lotion and a single razor blade when shave my pusy ...i dont get bumps anymore..when i use shaveing cream i get bumps...

ninja9578 · 08-30-10

Aloe + lidocaine

fothermucker · 08-30-10

Judging by your track record at the forum, CL, I was really expecting a different kind of post.

My fiancee is usually trimmed, but when she decides to treat me to a shaven pussy, she uses baby oil to keep the irritation down. There is also an ointment or something of that sort that she uses. I would have to ask her what it is though.

igor · 08-30-10

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Originally Posted by Cowboy Lover

Oh, and guys, don't offer me some of your "special" cream to rub on it, that's just gross.

Penis butter is gross? Damn, she takes all the fun out of it.

Barbwire · 08-31-10

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Originally Posted by fothermucker

Judging by your track record at the forum, CL, I was really expecting a different kind of post.

Smart ass!

Thanks for your helpful advice, everyone. I used some Cortisone cream and it seems to have done the trick. Now all I have to do is wait for my pubes to grow out enough so they won't poke me when I ride and I'll be golden.

Lucky · 08-31-10

If it continues to itch, the cremes for poison ivy will numb it enough to take the itch away.

HardRocker · 08-31-10

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Originally Posted by Lucky

If it continues to itch, the cremes for poison ivy will numb it enough to take the itch away.

Yeah, slather it real thick with calamine lotion.

Northside · 08-31-10

Oh, I already knew your crotch was on fire, just didn't realize it was now in a bad way. Really I haven't got any suggestions. Hope it heals soon. I guess I could volunteer to kiss it to make it feel better. That couldn't be gross.

HardRocker · 08-31-10

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Originally Posted by Northside

Oh, I already knew your crotch was on fire...

I bet CL's crotch can blow fire.

fothermucker · 08-31-10

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Originally Posted by Cowboy Lover

Smart ass!

Thanks for your helpful advice, everyone. I used some Cortisone cream and it seems to have done the trick. Now all I have to do is wait for my pubes to grow out enough so they won't poke me when I ride and I'll be golden.

So because I'm the one that had the balls to say what everyone else is thinking, I'm a smart ass?

I guess it's better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.

I think the other thing my fiancee uses is called Eucerin, or something like that.