HELP! My crotch is on fire!

A quick Google reveals you were right. Aquaphor is a variety of Eucerin cream.

What can I say? 99% of the time, I'm just too damn lazy to spend about 30 seconds on Google.

Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts! - Vince from the Slap-Chop commercials

Recent studies show that 85% of all statistics are completely made up.

Thinking about asking if your cock is big enough? Read this thread.

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I must say that I'm more that a little disappointed that no one offered to hold an ice pack to my inflamed girlie bits. Makes a girl feel unloved, ya know? *pouts*

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

Who needs an ice pack? I'll just put my hand in the freezer for a few minutes.

Watch this, you're gonna love my nuts! - Vince from the Slap-Chop commercials

Recent studies show that 85% of all statistics are completely made up.

Thinking about asking if your cock is big enough? Read this thread.

Please, read the rules before posting.

Unloved, yeah right. C'mon CL you know damn well half the guys here would walk barefooted in a snow storm to get the ice, if they could just hold it on your girly parts. I wouldn't, but I already offered to kiss it and make it feel better. I have some self respect after all.

You are one chrome tongued devil, ya know that, Northside?

FM, you crack me up!

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover