Disgusting problem with my cousin..

Hi everyone
A while ago my cousin asked me if she could ride my blowup flying zeppelin lamp thingy..
No seriously i have this blowup zeppelin thingy that "flies" trough my room by some sort of mechanical lifting device that is mounted onto the ceiling which is also a lamp..
It looks really cool and when you turn it on it starts to move up and down and fly in circles but I never considered it to strong enough to ride on. Well actually it wasn't strong enough because it couldn't move with her on it and the zeppelin started to bent because of her weight so i told her to get off before she broke it.
Then one day after I took a shower I noticed my zeppelin was bent again while my cousin was in my room with it and when I took a closer look at it there was this unmistakable smell of poop right in the middle of it....
Then about a 2 weeks ago she said she felt sick and wanted to stay in bed, that's in my room while I was going out and my parents were gone ass well so she was in there all alone.
And when I got home it was completely deformed like in a U shape which also happened the first time she sat on it but this time it looked a lot worse...
then when I got closer like maybe a feet away i could already smell it again and it was definitely some kind of asshole smell...
Also the table we used the first time to climb on it was right under it while it wasn't when I left.
I kinda hoped she was done with it but yesterday it happened again and I don't know what to think of it anymore.
I mean it doesn't vibrate or anything its not even that comfortable to sit on so what's the point of taking the risk to break it?..
And what's up with the smell?...
I mean why does it smell like poop if she is just "riding" it or even masturbates on it?....
Yes I know I should just ask her but its just so weird I just don't know what to say...
please help!!!

Maybe she put a hole in it while playing with it and decided to fill it up with natural gas?

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That sounds bizarre to me...Does she have a natural odor of butt smell? Maybe she is just un- hygenic.I would confront her about it,if it were me.Just for the simple fact that she broke something that was not hers & kept on doing it. It may feel awkward to confront her,but you need to do it.It was yours,she continued to ruin it & maybe sniff about her to see if she needs a bath & politely let her know she is ripe.

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I never noticed any smell on her before and i am not going to sniff her hahah.
she stays over tonight and i wrote a little messege on to of the zeppelin so now lets see how she reacts.

Eagerly awaiting what's gonna happen.....

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I say be a good cousin and buy her a few good dildos.

I'd be chucking that zeppelin thingy away.

Can you believe this shit? She drops a bomb like that and then splits for 3 days.

WTF?

Come on Cammy, make with the details!

Barbwire a.k.a. Cowboy Lover

I'm sorry after reading and re-reading this thread I can't help but comment. WHAT THE FUCK?! Lol

That is quite bizarre, I've got like a dozen different things going through my head as to what she could be doing that would leave a shit smell on something.

Maybe she's got a really weird thing about taking a dump on like...a mans chest or something but can't find the right man that will allow it....sooooo she uses her cousins stuff.

Or like earlier stated she may just have really bad bathing habits. Even at my worst though..just out of surgery not having a real bath in a couple days...I don't think the smell of shit followed me around o.O

I still can't picture what the heck the zeppelin thing with its mechanical lifting device is. I think I want one. I swear I won't try to ride it.

The other questions in my mind are: Does she have other odd behavior patterns? Is she a child, an adolescent or an adult? I just can't quite picture this whole scenario.

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^^ Yeah, what she said! ^^
Damn, CL, I really laughed out loud when I saw your avie.

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I'm dyin' here......WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

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Well sorry for keeping u guys in suspense but i just haven't got any news..
i just don't know what to say to her or how to even begin a conversation..
I wrote "Please don't sit on me" with a little sad face ontop of the zeppelin but i am not sure she noticed it.


Actually its my brother's but we swithced room's and sins it didnt came off so easily my brother said i could keep it.
Its a grey blimp hanging on 2 strings and the strings go into this pretty big round device thats on the ceiling that pulls the strings up and down and the whole thing then moves in a circular motion.
Sort of like a ceiling fan but bigger and more noisy..
Its some sort of advertising item and ironicly it says "gargolifter" which is pretty lame actually but somehow i like it and its part of my room now and even if i somehow could get it off i dont plan troughing it away.

Not that i know of no that is besides from being a alcoholic sometimes , and she's 15 .
And about the smell, if she had been on it like that i mean naked there shouldn't it have a vagina smell on it as well??

It's all so bizzare to me.I'm really trying to picture all this & put some sense to it & think of options that would make it all come together.I get the zepplin,I understand that piece itself.But her...my mind is stuck. She is an alcoholic at 15?! That is unfortunate & very sad to me.But people do strange things when they are drunk.She may have been at the time of this bizzare mystery & did something hard to explain with her own self that created that butt/poop odor.

It sounds stupid,but I can't come up with anything else that may be plausable.My brain hurts.
If it were me I'd walk up & ask her.Just out of the tiredness this all has done to me head

"One day the sun will die & the night will fall.Until then,until I see your world implode,I wish you death & suffering,misery to spare." ~Megadeth~When~