Originally Posted by SteveWaste

A jokester is getting on a plane leaving New York and sits down by another guy. After a bit of silence he leans over and says, "Hey man, do you wanna hear a joke? I got a really great cop joke..."
The other guys says, "Sure, but let me tell you first that I am, in fact, a cop."
The jokester says, "That's alright... I'll tell it reeeeal slow..."

~Steve