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Unread 09-28-10   #577 (permalink)
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Irish Honesty

An armed hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the
tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the
loot, one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing
the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy without hesitation! He then looks around the
bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of
the tellers is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and
calmly shoots him also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor. "Did anyone
else see my face?" calls the robber.

There are a few moments of silence...then one elderly Irish gent, looking
down, tentatively raises his hand and says: 'I think me wife may have
caught a glimpse ...

*I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,*
*but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.*
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